Mephisto Genetics Duckster does Mephisto

[Duckster]

Day 11 for the DBC. She looks much better then the first one at this age.

Day 35 for the SC. Vertical growth has slowed. She is just over 13" She has had a good flush and is now getting her first taste of bloom nutes.

 

[Duckster]

Day 62 for the Sour Hound. The buds continue to swell but don't seem as dense as the other Mephisto girls, but they are oh so sticky. The pistols are just starting to get some color and starting to recede.

I broke out the scope and checked the trics. I was a bit surprised at what I saw. Her tric ageing was more advanced than her pistol ageing would indicate. One some of the older growth I found about 25% amber. On the newer growth it was mostly cloudy with a sprinkling of amber.

I figure that I'll feed her for 2-3 more days and check her again. Then she will probably start her 10 water only diet.
Hoping your gardens are green! Thanks for taking an interest.

 

[Duckster]

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco

 

[BayLee420]

How true............Found an old kite in the closet....being kite flying season...I was happy....Too bad it's a rainbow kite....It's going into the trash.

 

[BayLee420]

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco

 

[Duckster]

I learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy, huge boobs or a lot of money.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned the no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something in your house is not working, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all of the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.


Happy Hump Day - Cheers

 

[BayLee420]

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

Or all politicians too.

There was a poll one time that stated a Child Molester has an approval rating just slightly below most if not all politicians.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huc...-slipping-to-5-just-barely-above-a-pedophile/

 

[Duckster]

Aren't they celebrities too - at least in their minds.

 

[Duckster]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is aweful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is dead silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Louisiana stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome - tall, well built, dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ..... one .... button .... at .... a .... time.
No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Shiney muscles ripple across his chest and flat, six-pack abs. ......... She gasps and with great anticipation whimpers sexy little kitty purrs. ......... He whispers.

"Iron this - and then get me a beer."

 

[Duckster]

Ok so maybe tiny bit sexist but funny none the less IMO