Mephisto Genetics Duckster does Mephisto

[Duckster]

LMAO I did come back and say "Actually thinking that 3+oz is a respectable yield for my little 18" girl." Noooooooo eye poking or bollock kicking for me mate. Many thanks for the slap mate - me eyes is starting to water and me cheek is stinging. Consider me back patted

 

[Kakarot]

well the beer can grow wasnt 3 foot tall it did produce right at an oz.and my best tho has been in 3 gal airpots (yellow base). but that is a lot to put in 2.5x2.5. in my space 2x3, 2 3gals seem to do the best. just my 2cents

3 gallon smart pots are my sweet spot

 

[Duckster]

Ladies and gentlemen.....Little John in the flesh.

Life is too short - Why not try and live by the second...

A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up

but doesn't say anything.

The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"

Little Johnny says, "Six."

Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex."

"Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"

Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

 

[Duckster]

This was passed on to me as being the "joke of the year". Ok so a little funny in a subtle sexist sort of a way, but not joke of the year material.

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business..............

 

[Duckster]

Day 40 for the Deep Blue C. She has stretched up to 15" so far and she may go a few more. New bud site continue to appear and some are swelling a bit but no signs of frost yet. Sorry for the crappy pics. Didn't get out the tripod and me hands - dey ain't so steady no more. lmao

 

[Duckster]

A few sugar shots from the Sour Crack on day 61 a few days ago.

Now at day 64 she be lookin bout done. She is on a water only diet and will get the chop at the next opportunity, but probably not unit Fri. or Sat. Buds are not big but there are 45-50 golf ball size or bigger super dense frosty treats.

Thanks for stopping by. Got to run - ta for now.

 

[Nicker32]

Awesome job! Here you go another slap to the noggin!!

 

[woody]

Nice harvest mate, keep up the great work!

 

[Duckster]

Awesome job! Here you go another slap to the noggin!!

Many thanks for the kind words and slap Nicker!

Nice harvest mate, keep up the great work!

Whoa massive like bomb Sang. A bit of catching up to do eh Yeah I need to catch up on the Wilma grow too - so many threads and so little time. Thanks for popping in.

 

[Duckster]

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the
podium. She said, "I have a praise."

"Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and
his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the
doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a
muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the
pain that poor Phil must have experienced.

"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a
delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together
the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold
it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on
Phil.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "Thank the Lord, Phil is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time his scrotum
should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to
say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Phil."

The entire congregation held its breath.


"I just want to tell my wife........the word is sternum."