Live Stoners Current Live Stoners Gossip Sept/oct/nov 2107

[rayuki]

i also wonder this, are you under leds or cobs? i have a theory they are getting blasted by light and its their way of trying to get away from the intensity. i have had it on a few of mine also since i switched to LEDS. its fucking odd and annoying.

 

[Duckster]

Greetings AFN

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

 

[Duckster]

Flashing my big bush

 

[Duckster]

I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

 

[Duckster]

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

 

[Duckster]

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married.
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

 

[Dr Fluff]

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married.
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.”

“The advantages of easy origami are two-fold.”

“I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down.'”

“I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Arty?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.’

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

 

[St. Tom]

Does anybody use a infared temp gun for checking canopy temps

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[The Elvis]

Do you think she wants her belly scratched .

Mine will also do that and I do think she wants a belly scratch!!