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Always fun: Let's play "I got so stoned..."
Okay I'll start
In 2005, I had the summer off because of a mild heart attack. I was addicted to a computer sim golf game (Links LS) and bongs. I played and chatted with dudes all over the world so I lived and ate at my PC waiting for my turn and watching mates take their shots etc.
I lived in an apartment above a business. I started some water running in the kitchen sink to clean dishes. Of course, I was stoned out of my mind as I spent most days in my robe, baked to the max.
I went back to my golf game, had a snack, did a few more bongs then a knock at the door. Are you running water? the lady says. Oh jeepers, yes. [For like 90 minutes].
They had to close the business and have a cleaning company come in. BTW the business was my landlord.
They forgave me, until a month later…I.Did.The.Exact.Same.Thing.
Conclusion: I got so stoned I got evicted.
Okay I'll start
In 2005, I had the summer off because of a mild heart attack. I was addicted to a computer sim golf game (Links LS) and bongs. I played and chatted with dudes all over the world so I lived and ate at my PC waiting for my turn and watching mates take their shots etc.
I lived in an apartment above a business. I started some water running in the kitchen sink to clean dishes. Of course, I was stoned out of my mind as I spent most days in my robe, baked to the max.
I went back to my golf game, had a snack, did a few more bongs then a knock at the door. Are you running water? the lady says. Oh jeepers, yes. [For like 90 minutes].
They had to close the business and have a cleaning company come in. BTW the business was my landlord.
They forgave me, until a month later…I.Did.The.Exact.Same.Thing.
Conclusion: I got so stoned I got evicted.