Morning, campers!! It's Monday, which means it's time to change your bong water!! Also, advanced inverted underwater basketry will be meeting in the dining hall, due to light rain. The forecast is humid and the ground is saturated and slippery -- so don't forget to wear your alligator shoes to kickball. All requests for electronic entertainment may be deposited in the latrines. Hamburger gravy is on the menu tonight, so remember to take two extra doses of antidiarrheals at lunch, and another 13 just prior to chow. Have a wonderful day!!
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