Extraction BayLee420's Cooking with Ganja

[Yeatster]

Wanna take a dip?


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Looks like Rye Beach, NH

 

[BayLee420]

Looks like Rye Beach, NH

2 hr 33 min drive...........131 miles due South of Rye Beach, NH.

 

[InexpensiveBeret]

gosh darn, private chef is the thing to do. #careergoals

do you ever miss the adrenaline of always being one slip from shitting the bed in the middle of service or is that some weird idealized bullshit i should get a therapist for?

 

[BayLee420]

It's a professional gig. Everything is planned to the "T". Seldom is there an issue that comes up. Maybe a guest has a food allergy that I wasn't told about. A guest comes late or wasn't planned.
Pretty normal.
All runs smooth in my kitchen.
The nanny and her husband should get a therapist. The two young boys can be a hand full. They have every possible toy you can think of. Drones, Boston Whalers, Vespa scooters, etc. One of the boys likes to help in the kitchen. The family is very nice. They are more concerned of being good hosts and hostess'. They go over everything with me and the other chef that works with me when the weekend has the house full of very hot NYC socialites. Breakfast can be eye popping. The lady guests come down in their PJ's and night gowns. The Mrs is the boss and her girlfriends are hot and like to strut around in their beach wear. Ladies like a man in a uniform. I dress the part. The Mr seldom has any contact with me and only comes up on weekends. His guests are always jerks.

They own a Canadian whiskey company. The house has been in the family for almost 100 years. The cove that the house is located on was a smuggler's cove during Prohibition. There is no way a boat can get in there w/o being noticed. They make the Kennedy's look like paupers



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[BayLee420]

Here's why we dress like this.
I wear a fabric Tok. The old style puffy chef's hat.
Most people do not see a chef cooking their food. They see a chef on TV or when the chef owner comes out to see if the customer's are happy. When you do a "station" out of the kitchen. It's imperative that you look and act as professional as possible. I do look and act the part. It's really show business with food. I never get called my first name. It's Chef. Even Rhyce calls me Chef. The pukes that come out of culinary school now a days are not Chefs. You need to have years of experience to be one. I visited a new restaurant in town and the puke that was running the kitchen wanted to be called Chef. I called him his 1st name all the time. He has to earn the title.

 

[dcat0921]

Um...if you need help with the breakfast service let me know.
No real culinary skills but always willing to help hot women in PJs and nightgowns [emoji106]

 

[dcat0921]

I really think they make it a point to look sexy when they come down for breakfast. That's the oldest to the youngest. When I did my 1st morning there I was a little embarrassed. Then I realized that during the day they plan on it. Their husband's really are jerks. You've seen them .......Brookes Brother's summer dress..prep school, Harvard, Yale, Princeton...and they never speak w/o sticking out their jaws. The wives are generally in their late 40's. Not a fat one in the bunch. All ends this weekend. The house will be closed for the Winter and they go off to Palm Beach or ski in Switzerland. Their children will get jobs as interns with the top corporations. Their lives are sheltered to the max. Life is good for them. They really have no clue on how we all live. I was talking to the Grandfather of the Mrs last weekend. The guy was talking about his friends buying land in Upstate NY and turning them into boutique farms. Had no clue or didn't care that the poor farmer that sold his family farm had to or was auctioned off.
It's a job and if you act professionally. Keep off the topic of religion, politics you can get along. When they go off on certain topics..I excuse myself and say "I need to get back in the kitchen and see how things are going."

If they are born into the money they really have no idea what real life is like. They know only what their life is and have never struggled or wanted for anything.
But if it helps pay your bills and keeps you employed then I guess it's not all bad.
And seeing a bunch of scantily clad women all day is not a terrible thing..

 

[BayLee420]

I could go on for hours and hours on this. This isn't my 1st private Chef gig. I only do homes. No boats or yachts. There is a whole community of Chefs and cooks that do during the season. Not everybody can afford a mansion and use it from May to September.


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[BayLee420]

The Summer Playground of the Rich and Famous.



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[BayLee420]

Nova Decarbox

Wait till the Nova's light turn from red to green.

What did I do or didn't do to the bud of two month cured S.O.D.K. X Alien before I dropped it in the Nova. That's the key to how great this thing works.


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