New Grower Auto extreme. Dutch Passion

[Itisi]

Got home from work to find the wife in the shed. She had moved,no! Not moved, Fucking shuffled all the bags! She was giving my son's old bike to the 19 year old stoner next door WHO WAS STANDING BY THE SHED DOOR! I am Fucking fuming. Don't know what plants what. Don't know whether to move the stash indoors. Don't know if I can resist the urge to batter itisbitch! Ffs!!

It's all OK.

Apparently the guy didn't mention the shed stank of dank! Well ff for that,eh?

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Got home from work to find the wife in the shed. She had moved,no! Not moved, Fucking shuffled all the bags! She was giving my son's old bike to the 19 year old stoner next door WHO WAS STANDING BY THE SHED DOOR! I am Fucking fuming. Don't know what plants what. Don't know whether to move the stash indoors. Don't know if I can resist the urge to batter itisbitch! Ffs!!

Noooo! [emoji35]

Fookin birds are useless man! I'd imagine it stinks of weed in there so he'll know there's a load in there.. I'd probably move it in the house if ya can mate... Til he forgets! (Maybe a month!)

Fookin Mrs Vlad let my daughter's boyfriend in the house while I was in the cellar with the door open.. He popped his head thru the trapdoor and said hello...

We made up a load of bullshit about it being to do with the sewer and all the bottles were chemical additives... He believed it.. & they've split up now. [emoji1360]

 

[Itisi]

Noooo! [emoji35]

Fookin birds are useless man! I'd imagine it stinks of weed in there so he'll know there's a load in there.. I'd probably move it in the house if ya can mate... Til he forgets! (Maybe a month!)

Fookin Mrs Vlad let my daughter's boyfriend in the house while I was in the cellar with the door open.. He popped his head thru the trapdoor and said hello...

We made up a load of bullshit about it being to do with the sewer and all the bottles were chemical additives... He believed it.. & they've split up now. [emoji1360]

She'd had him on the vape before hand (not biblically, he bats left handed for the lilac team) and he's a lightweight, his world would of smelt of skunk.

My thinking is, if he did notice and blabs to some local scrote, I'd rather have the shed turned over than the house and itisold experiencing that.

My lads ex's old man was filth, cid! She was a typical 17 year old girl and would storm out on a row with him(itisplod ) and turn up at ours.

She did this once and he (itisplod)followed her, 10 minutes after she arrived and went straight to his (itislad) room Her old man knocks at the door, I'm mowing the lawn with a joint like a rolling pin on the go, there's a jar of bud on the side and a very stoned looking pal at one with the sofa nursing a bong!
Itisher answered the door and yelled 'itisx! Your dad is here!'
Itispal turned into itisninja, kicked the living room door closed,scooped up the bong and stash and stuffed it behind the sofa in a single fluid movement.

There followed the most awkward 30 minutes of family life ever! 3 of us trying not to smell like weed and 2 trying to not smell like spunk!

 

[XxxAuto]

She'd had him on the vape before hand (not biblically, he bats left handed for the lilac team) and he's a lightweight, his world would of smelt of skunk.

My thinking is, if he did notice and blabs to some local scrote, I'd rather have the shed turned over than the house and itisold experiencing that.

My lads ex's old man was filth, cid! She was a typical 17 year old girl and would storm out on a row with him(itisplod ) and turn up at ours.

She did this once and he (itisplod)followed her, 10 minutes after she arrived and went straight to his (itislad) room Her old man knocks at the door, I'm mowing the lawn with a joint like a rolling pin on the go, there's a jar of bud on the side and a very stoned looking pal at one with the sofa nursing a bong!
Itisher answered the door and yelled 'itisx! Your dad is here!'
Itispal turned into itisninja, kicked the living room door closed,scooped up the bong and stash and stuffed it behind the sofa in a single fluid movement.

There followed the most awkward 30 minutes of family life ever! 3 of us trying not to smell like weed and 2 trying to not smell like spunk!

 

[witchyhour]

I'd like to take credit for it, but not my idea.

Like dk said above, you'd see a bunch of hanging niagras if you had male bits. I can't stress enough, if you want the best support from this site, start a journal. Oh,and stick a link to it in your signature.

I have started one, I think. Still figuring out the Tapatalk app. And I've been getting a ton of great help, you guys are just awesome!

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

She'd had him on the vape before hand (not biblically, he bats left handed for the lilac team) and he's a lightweight, his world would of smelt of skunk.

My thinking is, if he did notice and blabs to some local scrote, I'd rather have the shed turned over than the house and itisold experiencing that.

My lads ex's old man was filth, cid! She was a typical 17 year old girl and would storm out on a row with him(itisplod ) and turn up at ours.

She did this once and he (itisplod)followed her, 10 minutes after she arrived and went straight to his (itislad) room Her old man knocks at the door, I'm mowing the lawn with a joint like a rolling pin on the go, there's a jar of bud on the side and a very stoned looking pal at one with the sofa nursing a bong!
Itisher answered the door and yelled 'itisx! Your dad is here!'
Itispal turned into itisninja, kicked the living room door closed,scooped up the bong and stash and stuffed it behind the sofa in a single fluid movement.

There followed the most awkward 30 minutes of family life ever! 3 of us trying not to smell like weed and 2 trying to not smell like spunk!

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Haha! Once I'd worked out all the itis bits, that turned into a beautiful anecdote!

Big shout to the Itis-massive and crew! [emoji2]

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[MissUniverse]

on your experience

And some good going your way. Maybe your neighbor kid will just not care? Some stoned kids just are in awe of the sight of the plant being grown.

But no fun having your plants moved. Maybe put marker with a number on the strain? I know I am now going to put a indicator on my two plants in case it happens to me!!!

I'd be slapping Mister Universe if he ever did something like that, moving everything around and all...
but he did one time try to give the cat a makeover with my makeup... poor kitty was like this:

 

[Itisi]

on your experience

And some good going your way. Maybe your neighbor kid will just not care? Some stoned kids just are in awe of the sight of the plant being grown.

But no fun having your plants moved. Maybe put marker with a number on the strain? I know I am now going to put a indicator on my two plants in case it happens to me!!!

I'd be slapping Mister Universe if he ever did something like that, moving everything around and all...
but he did one time try to give the cat a makeover with my makeup... poor kitty was like this:

He put make up on a cat?

There's no inuendo I'm missing there, is there?

He actually put actual make up on an actual cat?

I'm a dog person, but I know don't f*** with cats!

 

[woody]

@Itisi your thread banter is epic mate. Always get a laugh in here.
Hope the little fecker didnt get a whiff

 

[derek420colorado]

@sanguine my thoughts exactly, this is a very entertaining thread. I am glad to know everything worked out ok @Itisi that can be one heck of a scary feeling knowing that someone might know your business. Also if the plants all got moved and you don't know which is which it will be like a fun game of weed roulette, but I am sure at the end you should be able to identify which ones are which. Just send me a sample of each and I will help, I am an expert hahahahaha