You don't know what you're missing. He doesn't get real pissed until the third time ya buzz him, unless ya grab his tail. Do that and he jumps thru the hog pen with ya. Next thing ya know Ma is selling tickets to the neighbors for the mule, hog, old stoner battle royale. The Thrilla in The Sty.
Yes there were three previous events. Don't judge me, I almost won once.