Indoor Vlad grows more ganja.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Nosey cunts! Itislads was the same, would only eat 2 things. Now he's 6' 5" and 18 stone!

We had 2 little chats with his teachers. The first was about him telling a kid that chocolate was cannabis (he'd questioned us about hash). The second was that him and his grandad would cuddle in bed and watch naughty videos (he'd been banned from watching Ed, edd and eddy because he started talking like them. Grandad new this but used to tape them for him and they watch them together when the lad went there to stay!)

We had a visit from social services once cos he'd fallen and smacked his head so we took him to A&E. Imagine. A 2 year old human with their tiny body and disproportionate head, managing to fall over and injure themselves. Most odd!

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Lol! Naughty videos in bed with Grandad does sound a bit sinister tho! [emoji23][emoji23]

Lil Vlad’s gonna be seeing a dietitian some time as soon as the NHS get round to it. I can’t see it helping tho.. you can lead a horse to water, and all that.

Does yer boy eat properly now?

 

[Itisi]

Lol! Naughty videos in bed with Grandad does sound a bit sinister tho! [emoji23][emoji23]

Lil Vlad’s gonna be seeing a dietitian some time as soon as the NHS get round to it. I can’t see it helping tho.. you can lead a horse to water, and all that.

Does yer boy eat properly now?

Nope. Pizza, bacon rolls, Richmond sausages and garlic bread! He's 21 and still eats like a toddler! He obviously gets some value from the food tho, like I said he's a fecking giant!

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Nope. Pizza, bacon rolls, Richmond sausages and garlic bread! He's 21 and still eats like a toddler! He obviously gets some value from the food tho, like I said he's a fecking giant!

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Yee I’ve seen him! He is rather large.

I’ll see if I can get lil V into Richmond sausages, see if he grows! It sounds like our sons are food buddies. They could swap tips on veg dodging. [emoji16][emoji849]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Yee I’ve seen him! He is rather large.

I’ll see if I can get lil V into Richmond sausages, see if he grows! It sounds like our sons are food buddies. They could swap tips on veg dodging. [emoji16][emoji849]

Don't do veg myself they both sound like they eat like me now where's that cheesecake [emoji16]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Don't do veg myself they both sound like they eat like me now where's that cheesecake [emoji16]

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Aww S!

I’m really talking to the wrong people here! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Aww S!

I’m really talking to the wrong people here! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Low cholesterol good blood pressure blood sugar fine the only thing wrong with me is B12 and folic acid (no veg) fookin laughed out loud when the Dr told me thought i would need a big life change buuuut no I'm good [emoji16]

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[Duckster]

This is getting tricky now.. just went out for a quick fag before I drag the plants out of the cellar, come back in and who’s on the stairs?
Lil Vlad still in his onesie after being put to bed at 19:30.

He’s gone back to bed now but the little beggar’s gonna catch us in mid chop some day soon. Thing is.. he’s five. That’s too young to tell him the ins and outs of weed and the law and all that shit but I don’t wanna lie to him.. [emoji848]

I suppose I’ll have to start trimming and drying it all myself in the cellar. [emoji22] That depends on whether or not I can get the air dry enough in there..

Fookin nightmare!

We never lied to our daughter & granddaughters. They all got "the weed talk" lessons from a very early age. Kind of like the sex talk lessons - little bits of information that they could understand that were expanded as they grew older. The first lesson was always "this is something we don't talk about outside the house/family. But I wasn't growing weed at the time.

Nosey cunts! Itislads was the same, would only eat 2 things. Now he's 6' 5" and 18 stone!

We had 2 little chats with his teachers. The first was about him telling a kid that chocolate was cannabis (he'd questioned us about hash). The second was that him and his grandad would cuddle in bed and watch naughty videos (he'd been banned from watching Ed, edd and eddy because he started talking like them. Grandad new this but used to tape them for him and they watch them together when the lad went there to stay!)

We had a visit from social services once cos he'd fallen and smacked his head so we took him to A&E. Imagine. A 2 year old human with their tiny body and disproportionate head, managing to fall over and injure themselves. Most odd!

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Oh lord - talk of cuddling with granddad while watching naughty videos lead my mind to depths of the gutter! Ed, Edd, & Eddy - that takes kiddie porn in a whole new direction. I used to watch that one with the granddaughters.

 

[Duckster]

That’s not an option for me mate. I wouldn’t even know where to buy it anymore, let alone be able to afford the rip off prices the yout-dem charge these days! Mrs V would be doing £20 a day!

Hey.. pronunciation translation for the Duckster...

G-R-E-E-N-W-I-C-H

Spells...

Grinnitch. [emoji16]

Woohoo I knew that one! Here's one for you.

New Orleans

pronounced

Nawlins

 

[Frenjamin Banklin]

I’m a legal med state grower. But my teenage girls were very very very opposed to the whole grow idea. They have accepted it but that’s because we share all the pertinent info with them. I take the smell control seriously at my house for sure, and I don’t smoke. Vape rarely but most tinctures and edibles.

I screamed till my head fell of about eating correctly. One girl is skinny as a rail and eats more than a horse and very healthy food. The other thinks pizza and chocolate are fine for the entire day. Every time I go to the Dr the 300 pound nurse that was hiding by the dumpster smoking cigs as I walked in tells me I need to take better care of myself.


By the way, I pop in here because you feckers are the funniest bunch on the net. I’ll just keep listening from the next table over.


FB

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

We never lied to our daughter & granddaughters. They all got "the weed talk" lessons from a very early age. Kind of like the sex talk lessons - little bits of information that they could understand that were expanded as they grew older. The first lesson was always "this is something we don't talk about outside the house/family. But I wasn't growing weed at the time.


Oh lord - talk of cuddling with granddad while watching naughty videos lead my mind to depths of the gutter! Ed, Edd, & Eddy - that takes kiddie porn in a whole new direction. I used to watch that one with the granddaughters.

Yee.. I don’t lie to lil Vlad, I just withhold the truth! The whole situation’s a bit tricky tho, if ya know what I mean. [emoji6]