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"Bailers Booya" 8 girls!! :dance2: Shweeeeet,.... :smoke: This bucket is going to be soooo juicy! :karma Cloud:-coming home to roost, my friend- Cheers! to the upcoming hedge! :roflcry:
>>>Don Smithiano, My regrets to you, for the lack of fiction on the grasshopper story! :roflcry: ...my muse was not present, as it was late, and my POS computer was crashing again... perhaps, a good starter: "...there I was, there I was, there I was,.... in the Okefenokee Swamplands... Mr. Pimblington stood ready with the kevlar net, ignoring his seeping leech wounds and the fierce, buzzing cloud of mosquitos that pursued us into our very orifices....our guide, Beauforte, stood fish-eyed, and with white-knuckled grasp of the sawed off 10-gauge he insisted was mandatory,...His tale of the huge Alligator Snapper turtle being eaten alive by the devils, crawling even into the shell itself, had us deem his precaution prudent! ...The rasping of the reeds blowing in the wind covering the grotesque chittering of our prey,... great, liquid low clouds obscure our light, giving advantage to Megalocusts' already stealthy coloration... Our goal, to return with one of the devils intact to the Beefeaters Club, to ratify our darkly countenanced claims of their existence,..." ..... :brow: Aaaah, g'on you two! -how could you buy such a farce for even a second!! If insects got this big, we'd be toast by now,... :roflcry: -seriously, I'd fill my pants to brimming if I saw something like, say Tiger beetles, at this scale! *shudder* ...look them up Don,... their speed is so great, their brains are unable to process what they see in real time! When they hunt, they run down anything that looks remotely like a meal, latch on, and worry about size issues later,... :no:
>>>Don Smithiano, My regrets to you, for the lack of fiction on the grasshopper story! :roflcry: ...my muse was not present, as it was late, and my POS computer was crashing again... perhaps, a good starter: "...there I was, there I was, there I was,.... in the Okefenokee Swamplands... Mr. Pimblington stood ready with the kevlar net, ignoring his seeping leech wounds and the fierce, buzzing cloud of mosquitos that pursued us into our very orifices....our guide, Beauforte, stood fish-eyed, and with white-knuckled grasp of the sawed off 10-gauge he insisted was mandatory,...His tale of the huge Alligator Snapper turtle being eaten alive by the devils, crawling even into the shell itself, had us deem his precaution prudent! ...The rasping of the reeds blowing in the wind covering the grotesque chittering of our prey,... great, liquid low clouds obscure our light, giving advantage to Megalocusts' already stealthy coloration... Our goal, to return with one of the devils intact to the Beefeaters Club, to ratify our darkly countenanced claims of their existence,..." ..... :brow: Aaaah, g'on you two! -how could you buy such a farce for even a second!! If insects got this big, we'd be toast by now,... :roflcry: -seriously, I'd fill my pants to brimming if I saw something like, say Tiger beetles, at this scale! *shudder* ...look them up Don,... their speed is so great, their brains are unable to process what they see in real time! When they hunt, they run down anything that looks remotely like a meal, latch on, and worry about size issues later,... :no: