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why do all DEA agents where necktie's??? so their foreskin wont creep up over their head's.....badaboom.
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There was a boy who was born with no eyelids.
So the Dr's talked and decided that after he was circumcised they would take his foreskin and make eyelids out of it.
Three yrs later and everything is healed up nicely, the only down side is he's alittle COCKEYED now.
STR8
So the Dr's talked and decided that after he was circumcised they would take his foreskin and make eyelids out of it.
Three yrs later and everything is healed up nicely, the only down side is he's alittle COCKEYED now.
STR8
So the U.S. Presidential candidates were scheduled to attend a gala wine and cheese festival. However, each one demanded to be served only a specific cheese in some bizarre political statement that I can't explain but has nothing to do with the joke. As the staff prepared the special orders,this conversation has overheard...
"Okay, who gets what?"
"Well, you know these politicians; they can't agree on anything. But believe it or not, two actually want the same thing."
"Okay, what's this one?"
"That's Clinton's Gouda."
"And this one over here?"
"Um...that's Gary Johnson's Cheddar."
"So this one is..."
"Yep. Trump and Stein's Muenster."
"Okay, who gets what?"
"Well, you know these politicians; they can't agree on anything. But believe it or not, two actually want the same thing."
"Okay, what's this one?"
"That's Clinton's Gouda."
"And this one over here?"
"Um...that's Gary Johnson's Cheddar."
"So this one is..."
"Yep. Trump and Stein's Muenster."