The Penguin gets Bitchy
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:Bored:The Bitch in the cupboard is calling my name out.
She is still in the curing jar and my patience is at a low ebb.
Shall I have just a little one ? Eh ? Naw, best to wait another week. Darn it.
I think we need to take a leaf out of the AA handbook and have sponsors or mentors, where by when we feel weak and need to break into the bud jar, there is support on hand to talk us down. Someone to say, "Back away from the bud, buddy!"
eP.
She is still in the curing jar and my patience is at a low ebb.
Shall I have just a little one ? Eh ? Naw, best to wait another week. Darn it.
I think we need to take a leaf out of the AA handbook and have sponsors or mentors, where by when we feel weak and need to break into the bud jar, there is support on hand to talk us down. Someone to say, "Back away from the bud, buddy!"
eP.
9bear
If I'm gonna die I wanna be high .
Well I'm no help to you as a mentor because I'd be looking in that jar to see if there was one little popcorn bud . Just for testing purposes mind you .
9bear
If I'm gonna die I wanna be high .
you sure it wasn't a fart!assing Wind..:
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Looks more like a depth charge to me .:dance2:
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SMOKE REPORT
OK here goes....
Bag appeal =
Standard. Nothing special but not bad. It can't compete with colourful or purple strains but it has plenty brown triches and can hold it's own
The Growth =
small but perfectly formed. It was never going to be a biggie. Evol always said it is a discreet plant for a stealthy low type plant. I concur.
The smell =
A tale of two cities. While growing, it is so stealthy. Hardly a whiff at all. A real winner if odour is an issue. However, once dried and cured she STINKS. And when I say stinks I mean stinks. I went to the pub last week with a sample for a pal. I only was in the room one minute before being asked to leave. More than one peep gave me the look
The Smoke =
No coughing. Quite smooth and pleasant.
The taste =
This is difficult. My powers of description are poor. Sage, was a thought, along with aniseed and generally herbal notes. No citrus or flowery notes. Possibly musky too. Heck, grow it yourself and make your own mind up.
The High =
This is the best bit. Euphoric and happy. Not so much a body stone, more a head high. Puts a smile on your face and all is well in the world. I have given a few samples to close friends. They love it.
Possibly the BEST WEED I HAVE EVER GROWN. Honestly. My pals and me LOVE it.
However, I have to say that as much as like it (just look at the last sentence) the yeild was poor. For two plants I only got a handful of buds. That probably says a lot about my growing technique. I would love to see a guy do a DWC grow to get the max out of this bean.
Conclusion.
If you want a connoisseur bean, order now. It really is that good. Really good, I promise. But, don't expect a huge harvest and then you will not be disappointed. And to be fair, Evol never said it was a huge cropper. But the quality more than makes up for the quantity.
Enjoy my friends. eP.
ps, do I get my Evol badge now pal ?? And the three kilo of assorted fish you promised me ? Ta everso.
OK here goes....
Bag appeal =
Standard. Nothing special but not bad. It can't compete with colourful or purple strains but it has plenty brown triches and can hold it's own
The Growth =
small but perfectly formed. It was never going to be a biggie. Evol always said it is a discreet plant for a stealthy low type plant. I concur.
The smell =
A tale of two cities. While growing, it is so stealthy. Hardly a whiff at all. A real winner if odour is an issue. However, once dried and cured she STINKS. And when I say stinks I mean stinks. I went to the pub last week with a sample for a pal. I only was in the room one minute before being asked to leave. More than one peep gave me the look
The Smoke =
No coughing. Quite smooth and pleasant.
The taste =
This is difficult. My powers of description are poor. Sage, was a thought, along with aniseed and generally herbal notes. No citrus or flowery notes. Possibly musky too. Heck, grow it yourself and make your own mind up.
The High =
This is the best bit. Euphoric and happy. Not so much a body stone, more a head high. Puts a smile on your face and all is well in the world. I have given a few samples to close friends. They love it.
Possibly the BEST WEED I HAVE EVER GROWN. Honestly. My pals and me LOVE it.
However, I have to say that as much as like it (just look at the last sentence) the yeild was poor. For two plants I only got a handful of buds. That probably says a lot about my growing technique. I would love to see a guy do a DWC grow to get the max out of this bean.
Conclusion.
If you want a connoisseur bean, order now. It really is that good. Really good, I promise. But, don't expect a huge harvest and then you will not be disappointed. And to be fair, Evol never said it was a huge cropper. But the quality more than makes up for the quantity.
Enjoy my friends. eP.
ps, do I get my Evol badge now pal ?? And the three kilo of assorted fish you promised me ? Ta everso.
Well, well, well,my Poetic, Penguimatic, Web-footed, Double-Breasted, Phone-Fixing friend ... what lovely structure on those plants, all the way through ~(just read it now) i'm thinking 'they are shorties but they are well-structured, gonna be dense nugs'.
Looking damn good, they would be amazing under double the watts.
Reptastic pal
All the best,
steely
Looking damn good, they would be amazing under double the watts.
Reptastic pal
All the best,
steely
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eP momma mossy said never hug strangers!!
plants look killer dude.. cant wait to read your smoke report!!
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