The Penguin gets Bitchy

[epenguin]

Twas a six inch pot

The earth was all around
With a slash and cuts
No ifs no buts
The buds they hit the ground.

With a clean and trim
The pickings were slim
But good buds are all that counts
With a dry and a cure
Organically pure
I don't care about amounts

Smoke me a kipper
Smoke me a spliff
I'll be back for breakfast
If only.......If.....


copyright eP productions 2015.

 

[Dazed]

It's going to be a hit!:Sharing One:

 

[Dr Fluff]

Very nice poem ep

I knew were talented in many ways, but didn't realize you were a veritable bard to boot.

You got some rep from me for that witty poem.

 

[epenguin]

How about my epic Grecian tome...... I shall tease you with a small extract.....

The girl stood on the burning deck
The ship was all in bits
She gave a cough
Her legs fell off
And so did both her tits.

Told you it was a classic eh ?

Thanks for the rep Arty, eP.

 

[epenguin]

Did I say the girls were not too strong on the old scent. WRONG.

Now they are drying, they are kicking up quite a stink. In the nicest possible way. A pal came round yesterday and asked if I had just smokes a fat one. No I said, just drying the bitches.


Yummy !

eP.

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[epenguin]

Yes I can smell It. In a smelly kind of way. Smells, well, smelly. You knoworimean.

eP.

 

[evol]

I said they were stealthy to GROW not to DRY. lol

can you describe the smell?

 

[epenguin]

I knew you would ask that. My olfactory senses are somewhat iffy.
And I struggle to describe what I can smell, but here goes.

It does not smell in any way citrus or flowery. Nor is it cheesy. I would say musky, oily, hint of licorice and a little similar to those joss sticks that claim to be opium scented. Possibly a little hint of diesel too.

Start polishing my badge please Evol, the smoke report is only a few weeks away !

Ta everso, eP.

 

[epenguin]

Two weeks on from the chop and the two Candy Kush girls are still all white triches !
Some leaves are turning bad as if their days are numbered, but there is still a way to go for the buds.

So, this brings me to the point of the post. The Bitch girls are FAST. Very fast. A pal of mine loves the smoke, says it reminds him of White Widow, and that is without a decent cure!

So, if you want quality above quantity, and need a real quick and short stealthy type strain......Bitch is for you. Period.

Once again, thanks Evol, for letting a penguin be a tester. I will give a proper smoke report in few weeks when she has had a decent cure. I have not tried it myself yet. I have patience. But I gave a few early samples to good friends. They love it. Just think how it will be in a few weeks time !!!!

eP.