Damn, I just spent two hours on google maps scouting out spots for guerrilla patches and all i can say is, this is going to hurt. I found a couple of spots on the flood plains that seem to be covered on every side by eight foot tall black berries for a hundred feet or so. I figure if someone can burrow through that shit and find my plants they earned em. I'm going to need about 50-100 feet of tubing for irrigation, half a dozen blocks of coir, gallon zip of dolomite lime, and another gallon bag or two of dry nutes. All organic of course, I don't shit(chemicals) where I grow. My Plan is recover a 10-12 foot plank from a near by dilapidated house and use it to "leap frog" to the middle of the patch or 35 feet, whichever comes first. From there I'll unwind the tube and burrow under the patch with it until I get close to the edge. From there I'll use a stick to feed the end of the tube out to my partner who will be keeping an eye out during the whole process. He'll attach the tube to a three gallon bucket with a hole close to the bottom and make runs to a near by water source to feed me water as I need it to expand the coir bricks. while they're expanding in a bucket or tarp pond I'll be busy cursing and clearing out an 8x6 patch or so. Don't want it too large, greed gets you caught in these parts. Once that's done I'll get to work digging the roots out of the ground and plowing it up. Mind you this is a flood plain with black soil about 16 inches down so I don't have to worry about getting compost. I'll mix everything in and put the girls in the ground. About six Bluebonic Guerrillas. I'll then take the end of the tube and stake that fucker down secure right in the middle of the patch. After that if i don't pass the fuck out from exhaustion I'll use the plank to leap frog out from a different side so as not to crush the plants down too much. When all is said and done there will be no trail and the plants will be surrounded on every side with 8 foot tall 35 foot deep blackberries on every side. All we have to do is come back once every two weeks or so and dig the end of that tube out of the bush, plug it in the bucket and feed nutes and water through it in a bastardized flatland browndirt method.
Like I said, this is going to fucking hurt. A LOT. Ahh the ambition of youth.