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Milks Magical Poems
poem #25 Megatron
Megatron O megatron , you LED king
why do you stick objects in your mechanical ring ?
i have begun to wonder it sure must sting
but hey .. it must just be a megatron thing.
he is a minature master , growing great gear
but back to the objects he puts in his rear
why do you do this , why put that down your pants
megatron tells me its good for his plants
but how can this be myself i must ask
he says i dont know its just a random task.
confused i am with his outrageous endeavour
he says calm down milk it wont last forever.
but megatron lies he trys to disguise
he puts allsorts of things up there some apple pies
megatron you are kind at heart
but wow its amazing when you see megatron fart.
out comes the turnips from the night before
fridges and workbenches seriously what for?
he says any size fits in a megatrons bum
us humans think its odd but he thinks its fun
coffee machines and blenders and a large glue gun
these are the things that make a megatron cum.
but all this a side he works hard in the garden
tending to other growers especially bin laden.
helping with the opuim an large quantities of hash
megatrons happy when he sees cash.
but back to the growroom megatron says
out comes the oil and megatron sprays
getting ready for a dishwasher to go up my bum
megatrons happy the nights just begun.
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