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[milk]

Milks Magical Poems A MONKEY TO REMEMBER - Thaibuddahman


So our little monkey our thai buddah man , may be returning to the desert plains of afghan
he has his own reasons for leaving us today , but we will not let him leave without this to say

thai we will miss you , greatly indeed good luck on your journey defending the seed
like a templar knight you put up a strong fight , always protecting what you think is right

we all here wish you a safe pleasant journey , wishing your plants dont turn hermie
when you return we will still all be here , without you buddah we all live in fear

behind the scenes friction has grown , to me it seems as something has blown
when the dust has settled , and the air is calm ,maybe you will come back in our online farm

you sweet little gorilla protecting the nation , defending the network from terrorist invasion

you take care our thaibuddahman , give it your best .. all that you can
for weather may be dry for the afghan soil, without you will we live in turmoil ?

AFN is like woody and you are like buzz , here for you there will always be love

have a great adventure take care on your way , i look forward to speaking with you another day.

 

[milk]

Herbal.experience part 2


Herbal likes it in the pink or does he make us think
its really not the pink he rather likes it in the stink

as he approaches the brink he strokes his large mink
while carefully balanced on his head a small drink.

Dangerous and deadly sometimes he gets leary
but is that really him i heard its only in theory

he wanders down the darkened streets looking quite weary
theres someone shouting after him hes thinking can herbal hear me.

As herbal gently walks the path , round the corner is full of wrath
at school herbal did hate math , it just seems to be his chosen path

playfully dancing in the snow , herbal wonders which way he should go
down the alley then down below , he stumbles upon a boat to row.

cheese and crackers and all things nice , herbals not asian so forget the rice
he likes to dance naked in miami vice , touching his balls in vegas while rolling the dice.

but herbal is a sensitive soul , as gentle as a mouse and stealthy like a mole
when he eats meat he likes to swallow it whole , then off to the club for a drink and a bowl.

herbal experience that stealth master grower , he sits on a carrot and gently goes lower.

 

[milk]

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Milks Magical Poems


poem #23 dank0r part 2




dank0r returning quite raw , such a bitter feeling after being at war

dank0r rises like the sun on a winter morning , dank0r is talented dank0r likes drawing , but what is this i can see soaring? the real truth of dank0r is o so alluring.


dank0r was a tortured soul , being touched by demons and one ugly troll
they used to think that dank0r was a he, turns out dank0r is a she

but regardless of this the demons kept fighting , as dank0r struggled to reach to turn on the lighting

sickening images and blood on the walls , previous encounters , previous brawls

dank0r was weak barely made it out alive , like a dying rose struggle to survive

these moments will be there to always haunt , the teasing of terror will always taunt.

dank0r is surrounded by entities of hate , dank0r just needs to find that one special mate

help fighting the spirits that linger below , down in the basement a demonic glow.

carefully talking a walk in the room , surrounded by evil and doom and gloom
fighting at once for one last time , dank0r will slay one demon at a time.

slashing and slicing all what is in sight , dank0r has incredible might
enslaving the last demon and doing it right , dank0r can now live peacefully in light.








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[Megatron]

I don't think I've hit the like button so many times before, haha it's a blast to read!

 

[milk]

happy you like it megatron .. i guess you are next on the list then sir

 

[dank0r]

Thanks milk!! Awesome poem bro!! :thumbs:

 

[herbal.experience]

herbal experience that stealth master grower , he sits on a carrot and gently goes lower

hahahah OMG bro -- that had me laughing so hard.

off to get some coffee refill after all this creative+entertaining poetry.

keep em coming my friend -- no love lost on this side of the world.

lets keep the good times rolling in. :smokebuds:

 

[milk]

A little something different before i continue the membership poetry

As i am toking the cheese it gives me the itch
to seek out and grow some kush van stitch
that strain looks evil it sure is a bitch
its so potent it can make life feel like a glitch

over the mountain and in the valley below many of dragons i see you all grow
black dragon this and stone dragon that , you all do a great job i take off my hat

Taviddude the master the scrog lord indeed, have you seen is baseball bat colas of weed.

Shauninspace a led ufo user , he likes it dry not an anal lube user, he does a great job with the light he provides , we are all sure to be along for the ride.

all these strains what does one choose , a mossys jem you will not loose
for its gorgeous and tiny with a sweet subtle smell , this strain will be sure to make you feel well.
magical and cute as a mossys jem should be , i tend to think of them while taking a pee.
they are low in odur but dont get me wrong , they are powerfull and compact like a dwarf singing a song.
they will frost up like winter , and shine before your eyes , mossys jem is amazing i tell you no lies.

Nelson is a champ going strong at 66 , he likes doritos and mars bars and his favorite is a twix.

joe dirt is a good mate, hes older than me hes 58 , he knows much more and is very wise , shame he has a very little bra size
but size is not important thats what they say , joe dirt is incredible what more does one say.
moderator , developer and over 2000 posts, hes an expert in the kitchen cooking up roasts, pink gloves on and ready to eat, joe dirts favorite is roasted meat.

enough of the ages i could go on all night , and go into so much detail i would give you a fright , so back to the strains we would like to grow, tell me which one has the most snow.

i dont know for sure but there are many indeed, lets spread the love and plant some fresh seed.

its early in the morning and pokemon is on , i must go to sleep as its quarter past 1 , time to log off and see all soon , looking outside at the huge full moon.

my poems are wack just for shits and giggles , id compare them to being as good as a drawing thats just sqiggles.

apples in the mornings and peaches at night , really help your bowels for that outstanding shite.

 

[The Squid]

Damn these are hilarious dude! Don't think we've met. I am the Squid. Used to be around a lot more and now I am back!

You are a funny funny man.

 

[milk]

Hello there squid i noticed today your post !! i could not reply as i had my son to look after and if i try and use the laptop he thinks its his time to play with it so i cant get much done hehe,

Yes you have been here before my time !!! nice to have you back , its amazing here .. i love the AFN !! and everyone that goes with it !! i am really happy that you find my work funny , i just like to put a giggle into people, and make them spit there coffee out etc.. lol

please have a read through previous poems etc.. im sure there will be some good some greats and some wtf ones... hehe and i think once i have completed megatrons .. you will be on the long list of names to have one done !!