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[Mossy]

You Tube has the full series.

I don't Know if the Humor will Translate...kinda British Farce....but it is Worth having a View.
Keep your eyes on the scenery..

Benidorm Bandits looool

The First time we Encountered them @ Alicante airport we were Naïve...and stepped back to let the Oldies go through Customs first.....well..first of all the over stuffed/overweight handbags went through as they charmed the Customs men that they were doddery and didn't understand the carriers weight allowances applied to them....then the Pockets had to be emptied...
have you ever Seen what a pensioner tries to carry onto a plane in their Pockets.....Jeeeeez..there was false teeth..false eyes..false legs........
Medicines enough to stock a large pharmacy..sandwiches wrapped in over foil that set all the alarms off....peppermints wrapped in handkerchiefs..odd buttons..100 year ols powder puffs and a lippy...don't forget a lippy for when you put your teeth in.....so you can Smile and look like your passport photo to the Customs man.

I mean how Big are your Pockets..

Then there are all the hip and knee replacements setting the security alarms off...

And..god help you if you get in their way..they have specially sharpened elbows to give you a dig...

Benidorm Bandits..
Now if we are going into the airport and see a Benidorm Bus coming in..we Run for Customs...they are a bloody menace...

 

[Dark Matter]

Lol Mossy, I always keep my lady going that shes going end up like that old blonde, wrinkly lady from Benidorm the Series...she does not like that at all!

 

[Dr Fluff]

oh my seasick that's funny as hell but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, just be careful mate or it will be the spare room for you! lmao

 

[Dark Matter]

awhhh shit, that's what I have to look forward too!!!! lol

 

[Dr Fluff]

Gilf(fy) as charged

 

[Dark Matter]

Gilf(fy) as charged

Hahahahaha LMAO that's hilarious..... but true.... Ssshhh....

 

[Dark Matter]

you should change ur name from arty zan to benny dorm lol

 

[Feenix]

I don't Know if the Humor will Translate...kinda British Farce....but it is Worth having a View.
Keep your eyes on the scenery..


The First time we Encountered them @ Alicante airport we were Naïve...and stepped back to let the Oldies go through Customs first.....we Run for Customs...they are a bloody menace...

After decades of Are You Being Served, Absolutely Fabulous, and Ideal I have grown to appreciate the wacko dry humor of the British, then theres Mrs. ?????? sorry drawing a blank , Bucket excuse me, Mrs. Bouquet', her crowd always cracked me up.

Sounds like the Miami airport when all the Central Americans are going home after a week of shopping. Crates and boxes that the Airline just crams in til the plane won't take any more. It's a jolt to look out the window as you are being rolled back , and see all your luggage and gear sitting on the tarmac because some hombre just had to get the 3 big screens home that day.

 

[Dark Matter]

if you like that kinda humour you should try this

 

[Dr Fluff]

you should change ur name from arty zan to benny dorm lol

Now that is Hillarious but gonna stick with my name