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[Ozone69]

If you're going to do something as risky as mail it....at least put the right address. *DOH*


Man arrested after package full of marijuana mailed to wrong address

 

[Need4Weed]

It's always helped me to write down my feelings on paper, even letters that I would never mail. I eventually started writing poems and trying to play guitar. I could only write sad lyrics, I guess because it was all I knew. So I have a friend who was a staff writer for Mercury Records in Nashville and I asked him how do you write a happy song? He mentioned it had to do with mood and attitude and I was actually starting writing more positive stuff, (mostly fun stuff). Anyways, here is positive song by one of my favorite artist!

 

[stepside]

You guys and girls are all stand up people. I'm out of work in 15 minutes. I'm going home and hug all my kids then I'm going out in the garage and sending smoke signals

 

[trailanimal]

monday, ain't too bad

 

[Starbreaker]

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Maybe not where you're at lol. I get happier when Thursdays come haha.

 

[trailanimal]

Good Morning stoners

It's a rainy old day down Arty's way but it still a fantastic day and the garden could do with a water!
I was flipping through the internet of things when I saw a piece of fruit that looked like a bum(arse) and it reminded me of when I was a kid and a TV show Called "That's Life".
The show often had a section where weird fruit and vegetables would be sent in because they looked like something else often looking like anatomical parts of the human body.
So I though I share some bottom shaped fruit, veg and a nut.
Below there are peaches with saucey knickers on looking like peachy butts, these naughty fruits are actually available for purchase as a cheeky gift for them who like a laugh.

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We also have a plump round tomato bubble butt, the ever so rude looking coco de mer nut, a tight little nectarine derrière .
Not everything that looks like something else looks like a bum but it is surprising how many things do!

So I thought I best post some other things that look like other things to round things out after all I'd hate you to think I'm obsessed by peachy butts!

These are orchids that look like monkeys, birds and little men with hats on who forgot to put their trousers on.

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So dear Stoners lets blow away those Monday blues.
Your mission should accept it, post something that looks like something else and make us giggle.

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trippy, but, no zucchini?,lol. Gardener's blessing up here too, gentle rains

 

[kaosangel22]

Much love @stepside keep them boys on the straight and narrow my friend. Opiates are a hard one to destroy from ones life.

 

[trailanimal]

Still rave'n woot woot

go big blue. for me and you and all who hold her dear

 

[trailanimal]

Stay if you can, go if you must

But as your first girlfriend told you, if you don't play with it, it will rust

So on your solstice journey stop into AFN along the way

As you my friend just might brighten someone's day

And while there you may spot an Owld trusted Dragon with many wise things to say

You may even see glipes, glass pipes, and Alaskan mountains along the way

You will certainly see an ePenguin as he's always on the go

They really need to try harder to keep him out of that damn blow

There's happy trees and info on bad knees, a sock puppet sucking tit and seed sellers who are legit, and you'll even find info on baking soda shit !

So on what may be my final solstice day I just stopped in to say

Stay if you can, go if you must

And always live every day of your life to the fullest as one day you too may rust

now there's one fluid druid

 

[Eyeoftheworld]

@The Elvis Thank you for the scarf!! It was a lovely gesture and very much appreciated. I shall treasure it always.