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[The Elvis]

If any of you fine AFN ladies are interested in the eP breeding program for stable and gimp related leather restraining strappages and La hoopla retaining tongue ties, please feel free (sic) to contact me via pm or just post yourself. ta.

PM box overload!!

 

[Dr Fluff]

LMAO​

 

[budelee]

Poor girl doesn't know what she is letting her self in for, they don't look the same by the time they are strapped up. Not my cup'o'tea but each to their own eh?

"You alreet there love"?

"Aye neigh bother"!​

...that's sick!! ...but funny as hell !!!

 

[trailanimal]

Poor girl doesn't know what she is letting her self in for, they don't look the same by the time they are strapped up. Not my cup'o'tea but each to their own eh?

"You alreet there love"?

"Aye neigh bother"!​

busted a fucking gut on this one

 

[stepside]

So maybe I'm weird, but I always notice people feet in the pics they post of their plants. Usually its just work boots or the occasional slippers or socks. But I think its time people around here stepped up their game and gave me more interesting footwear in their pics!! How about a fancy feet contest?

Careful... Someone might think you have a foot fetish.. Look at what's been said about eP

 

[Dr Fluff]

Careful... Someone might think you have a foot fetish.. Look at what's been said about eP

lol the funny thing I'm in no way a foot lover, I'm a ankles up kinda guy. Photos with feet in them yup no good,I wanna see sticky ladies dripping with resin, not someones manky tootsies.

eP our beloved aquatic bird has his eccentricities but he will always tie up the lose ends (lol) and any lady who gets a good flippering from the spank master is one lucky gal, he has even been known on the rare occassion to wine and dine them with top quality mackerel and Aldi wine.

Under neath it all, he is a bit of a softy charmer but will deny it I you mention it. (so don't unless you want to incur the penguins rathe.)

Once he has his cravat is on, an instant transformation occurs, transforming him into something between Noel Coward and Enest Hemmingway, a true Machiavelian Lothario.

It seems to me he doesn't worry about what a woman wears too much, as long as they're willing and able, he'll enjoy a good bit of frottage , afore he finishes off with a squawk of delight.

 

[Autoimmune]

Careful... Someone might think you have a foot fetish.. Look at what's been said about eP

Lol! But peoples feet end up in most of thier pictures! About the penguin...I'll let you in on a secret. We ladies sometimes wear heals for fashion, but mostly as weapons so we can fight off pesky pervy penguins! They're everywhere!!

 

[9bear]

I gotta quit coming here arty zan has me googleing words like " throttage "

 

[Feenix]

Gd'day Stoners. Hope y'all had a fine Easter and found all the eggs.
That Game Cock that passed through last month set the bar high but he has nothing on eP.
Buzzards, bah. Word is the Penguin, always one up, was seen leaving the zoo and the Ostrich and Emu hens have not been the same since. .

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[Dr Fluff]

I gotta quit coming here arty zan has me googleing words like " throttage "

@1939bear
Appologies 1939 Bear, my mistake, it's my Lesdexia playing up again.
I have ammended the word to it's correct spelling - Frottage!

To save you the time of looking it up again here is the definition I am working with - Frottage, the practice of touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd as a means of obtaining sexual gratification.

It can also mean someone who derives erotic pleasure from touching cloth.

Now I have to go and look up "Throttage" and see what it means.....