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Hey AutoI,

what's this about your pussy ?????/

Arty,

wanna re-phrase that remark ?? "Celery.....no great hardship just a pain in the arse."

I quite agree, this thread is becoming the scribblings of ten year olds. And yes, I am as guilty as the next man, woman or furry animal. So, I do declare, there will be no more childish rude humor from me ever again. Honest guv, would I lie to you ?

Keith.
 
1939bear said:
As much as I'm tempted I will not be looking up " Lesdexia " and an quite content with the definition of Frottage . It seems that I may be guilty of said behaviour but generally it was the lady underneath said cloth that led to my sexual gratification . At least that is what my ex-wife's lawyer said . :biggrin:
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Some years ago I was diagnosed "Dyslexic" lesdexic is my play on the typical stereo type of a dyslexic spelling, there are many different types of dyslexia. Some dyslexics are readers and some are writers. A reader my have problems writing words and a writer my have problems with reading, another trait of dyslexics can be time distortion. I am a reader and have problems with spelling/writing and I am constantly rereading my post as I write them and googling spellings when needs be. I have an IQ of over 130 but still have difficulties with certain aspects of writing , even though I have had training with different coping stratagies to help me over come my dyslexia.
I bet your glad you didn't google lesdexia but here what you would have found -
Lysdexia
A humorous way of saying Dyslexia, with some stereotypical misspellings.
I think George the data-entry guy has lysdexia; he can never type in numbers correctly.
I go the extra mile and have an even more messed up spelling lol

Cheers Arty
 
Arty,

You must think I was born yesterday. For all your smoke n mirrors trying to distract me away from gluegeling the word Liezsexdia, I can see through you like a ghost.

It has nothing to do with the three R's, it is a sexually transmitted disease caught from deflabulating with monkeys. I should know, I saw the awful consequences that meerkats suffered merely from looking at an infected beast. The resultant puss is a myriad of rainbow like colours but has a scent that would wither a ripe skunk on St Skunks Day.
One's testes swell to Biblical proportions requiring one to carry them before you in a wheelbarrow. Not a pretty sight. Although somewhat amusing.
I gather the only cure is to flagrigate a colyphorm in the future tense ! Not easy with a barrow in front of you !

It has been rumored that once cured, the FECK, BOLLOX!, patient gets a full recovery, SHIT SHAT !! but the often TWAT developes a FECK mild form of TWAT Tourettes syndrome. Don't believe that for a FECk minute myself.
 
Damn eP you were only one search result from a googlewack with you deflabulating. Funn thing though as I am currently defabulating (losing weight) if I lose enough flab , I get rid of my diabetes.
Not sure where the monkeys come in to it but that Davey Jones can sure belt it out for a wee chap.
Flagariate.......wait for it......wait for it....ta ta ta diddly dahhh (fanfare).......is a Googlewack only one result found :D

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ooooh such sore plums. I'll tell thee summut with conkers the size of space hopper I'd probably get a dose of Tourettes.
 
arty zan said:
Damn eP you were only one search result from a googlewack with you deflabulating. Funn thing though as I am currently defabulating (losing weight) if I lose enough flab , I get rid of my diabetes.
Not sure where the monkeys come in to it but that Davey Jones can sure belt it out for a wee chap.
Flagariate.......wait for it......wait for it....ta ta ta diddly dahhh (fanfare).......is a Googlewack only one result found :D

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ooooh such sore plums. I'll tell thee summut with conkers the size of space hopper I'd probably get a dose of Tourettes.
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a tourettes driven Arty may be a tough read, lol
 
stepside said:
I was gonna prod you along like my kids do to each other.
You know like you're thread second time around this time no balls.
You'd be surprised what the group of 17 year olds will do when someone says" no balls"
I'm sorry I unleashed the hoard on your comment. I'll change up the footwear in some pics for ya
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Lol! It doesn't really bother me although I was a little taken a back when I realized that picture wasn't a strange statue :lol: You don't have to actually be blonde to have blonde moments!
A group of teenage boys talking about balls! Never!

epenguin said:
Hey AutoI,

what's this about your pussy ?????



I quite agree, this thread is becoming the scribblings of ten year olds. And yes, I am as guilty as the next man, woman or furry animal. So, I do declare, there will be no more childish rude humor from me ever again. Honest guv, would I lie to you ?

Keith.
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I'm gonna have to call bullshit.
 
I'm gonna have to call bullshit.

Quite Right, my name would never begin with Keith. Nor end with it. No offence to any Keiths'. Well not much anyway. asif. lol
 
I'll just go tell Mossy!!

Don't you dare !.....I mean, no need my good friend. You know, I think we could be good chums. I always liked tree huggers. And I am an old hippie at heart.
Don't tell...... Please.....I have suffered enough !......can't take much more......I only wanted to be loved.....yes it was a strange way to go about it but.......well........sniff.....blub.......whimper.......you wouldn't would you ?
 
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