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[Mossy]

Evening krug....Happy Friday.....are you Worshipping...?

2 Day WARNING for Valentines Day. Don't forget or you will be in Trouble.

Sharp Tongue and Cold Shoulder are not the epicurean menu...

eP will be running an Agony Aunt program on AFN Live Stoners during the weekend giving Hints and Tips on how to get the Best out of your weekend...and what to do when it all goes wrong.

Bring your Relationship Problems in for a bit of Penguin Problem solving...
(members of a delicate disposition need not apply.....)

50 plus rep points from me for all Valentine dating disaster stories.

50 plus rep points from The Elvis for any Valentine dinner snaps with explicit photos/descrptions of the food..

50 plus rep points from eP for any Agony Aunt queries..

Happy Valentines.....now at least try to Look as if you are Enjoying it..

SMILE........


And if you Do get Lucky..don't Forget to Cover it....AFN is a Safe Sex Site...

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

5day weekend for me.lets get started,havnt had a whitey since that last time i hada go at bho.i dont do the puking i just fall over and wake up With a telly and set of drawers ontop of me.needle and thread at the ready incase i need stitches

 

[krug]

Was the Bad Betty fresh or cured?(I know I`m a nosey flucker...but, what can you do, eh? ) Oh, and that bacon(smoked or green?) should be a bit crispier really!
...Am I worshipping? Have been seen 9.30ish this morning(on and off )! 555

 

[Mossy]

We all love a cuddle don't we.........

Big Mossy Hug for you.....DaddyP....and Billy..everyone Needs a Hug sometime.

i dont do the puking i just fall over and wake up With a telly and set of drawers ontop of me.needle and thread at the ready incase i need stitches

My hubby exactly..and I get to mop up the blood.....the man is an accident waiting to happen..without a smoke on top.
I Blame @FullDuplex ..he told me to Do it..

Was the Bad Betty fresh or cured?(

Cough..sssh..she was the one Cured en plant.....know what I mean...aromatics are Lush.

Oh, and that bacon(smoked or green?) should be a bit crispier really!

Green...But..I was having a Think this afternoon and thinking that a nice smoked bacon and smoked salmon one might be nice..chop of dill and pickled gherkin on top maybe a wee bit cream cheese....a little chianti.........aren't Munchies just the Devil....?...

 

[krug]

:smoking:

 

[Mossy]

eP...I Found one for you........Chill....

 

[epenguin]

LOVERS TIP No 1

If you are on a lads night out, and expect to be home by (for example) 1.00am, tell her you will be home by 2.00am.
Then if you get back by 1.00am you are early. She will love you because you cut the night short to be back by her side. Or, if you are late by an hour due to (whatever!) you are still on time !

Win Win.......

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

valentines is the time of year to love and cherish them closest to you.
true love and friendship cannot be bought,take time to let that special person know how much you care.
play safe,stay safe.
but most of all give anal a try,its 65% tighter and 8 degrees warmer !



oops wrong thread ?

 

[budelee]

Bwahahahaa. That is funny !!!! @archie gemmill !!! I thought my screen switched to the other site I frequent !!....lol...Peace!!

 

[trailanimal]

Good Evening AFN Stoners.........Happy Friday..

Sharing one for Friday Worship......a Nice Bad Betty..

Well..nice for me..I've been as High as an Old Hippies Cat... ..hubby got a massive whitey...
serves him right for trying to keep up with the Big Girls huh..?......can't take the strong stuff.
I've had more Practice in than him..



You want to try working with The Elvis..and having a hobby that gives you the Munchies....lethal..



Sounds Great budelee..Bust a smoke alarm....

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Morning The Elvis....bit of gluten free breakfast pie for me Favourite foodie..?...

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I'll go for seconds