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energy efficient, less than 1 pint of gas cuts 2 weeks of fuel, now if Sharon saw this she would kick my ass and say "what about old man's wear and tear, how you going to figure that in"? I figure while I'm having fun I don't feel pain, that comes later and I have meds
 
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:crying:...Watch out later mate, once the whitey has run it`s course, you may have t`deal with the other well documented `betty effect`! :dancer: :eyebrows: :woody:...:rofl:






Bloody trouble maker. Although saying that..hubby was in bed before 8 pm..I had full control of the TV zapper..:yay:[/QUOTE]
 
C'mon chums, tell Aunty eP all about it.

You must have some heartache in your lives for me to heal. Some advice you need from an experienced epenguin ?? Some tips and tricks.....need to come out of the closet ? Cross dressing ?? Beastiality ?? Nappy love ??

I have heard it all before. I cannot be shocked (apart from Krug, the dirty b'stard) sO let's get this St Vals day sorted.......you know it makes sense.....fess up.....that's an order.....or else.

A dirty secret shared is a problem solved.
 
C'mon chums, tell Aunty eP all about it.

You must have some heartache in your lives for me to heal. Some advice you need from an experienced epenguin ?? Some tips and tricks.....need to come out of the closet ? Cross dressing ?? Beastiality ?? Nappy love ??

I have heard it all before. I cannot be shocked (apart from Krug, the dirty b'stard) sO let's get this St Vals day sorted.......you know it makes sense.....fess up.....that's an order.....or else.

A dirty secret shared is a problem solved.

I ain`t dirty...just misunderstood...Cluntin` fluckin` Pengluin! :finger: ...:biggrin:
 
Krug,

I am so sorry if I offended you my dear friend, I was just trying to put the case that of all the worldly deviant types of behavior that exist in this bizarre circus we call life, such unimaginable acts such as what you practice could be excused and accepted due to the fact that no one gets hurt or publicly humiliated.
But, should a certain penguin let slip such defiled acts upon an ignorant public, then the consequences could be catastrophic !

Tuna.....fridge......now !!! chop chop ! (I have photo's !)
 
Krug,

I am so sorry if I offended you my dear friend, I was just trying to put the case that of all the worldly deviant types of behavior that exist in this bizarre circus we call life, such unimaginable acts such as what you practice could be excused and accepted due to the fact that no one gets hurt or publicly humiliated.
But, should a certain penguin let slip such defiled acts upon an ignorant public, then the consequences could be catastrophic !

Tuna.....fridge......now !!! chop chop ! (I have photo's !)
I didn't know penguins were bottom feeders, ep you need a swim to reconnect yourself with your speed, grace, and endurance
 
Krug,

I am so sorry if I offended you my dear friend, I was just trying to put the case that of all the worldly deviant types of behavior that exist in this bizarre circus we call life, such unimaginable acts such as what you practice could be excused and accepted due to the fact that no one gets hurt or publicly humiliated.
But, should a certain penguin let slip such defiled acts upon an ignorant public, then the consequences could be catastrophic !

Tuna.....fridge......now !!! chop chop ! (I have photo's !)
You`ll get bleedin` Tuna alright!
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This one...right round y`noggin`...cheeky blastard! :biggrin:
 
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