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[Mossy]

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And there I was thinking these little feckers were the Borg!
I just can't work out which on is 7 of 9??
Pass me a magnifying glass and wait for me to say "Ding Dong"!
You'll know I will of found her!!
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Ah 7 of 9.....my sons first Crush..........him and hubby used to be glued to the TV everyday at 5 pm to see of she was going to make an appearance....
I don't know who Drooled the most....hubby or son...........sigh....

Let me make the food in peace.

They had a surround sound set up....and Star Trek has an amazing back ground sound set up...so when they sat on the settee it felt as if they were Driving it...... ...Happy Days....... BC ......

 

[Mossy]

 

[RustyStarbuck72]

Ah 7 of 9.....my sons first Crush..........him and hubby used to be glued to the TV everyday at 5 pm to see of she was going to make an appearance....
I don't know who Drooled the most....hubby or son...........sigh....

Let me make the food in peace.

They had a surround sound set up....and Star Trek has an amazing back ground sound set up...so when they sat on the settee it felt as if they were Driving it...... ...Happy Days....... BC ......

Mmmmmmmm 7 of 9..... Just did a bit of sex wee

 

[Mossy]

 

[Dr Fluff]

Hmm.....let me Guess....the local Panto is On though....and you are Auditioning for the part of Grumpy.........?........

You got the Corona Cabin Fever Blues...........come have an extra vape......it IS the anti-dote.

Amazon is hammering the orders out...they even delivered stuff yesterday for my Mother...and I only ordered it Saturday....

Most stuff is coming out overnight delivery....

Well your kinda right (They're behind you)!
No panto this year, apart from my hammy hackery (Boo Hiss)
Did you know that in order to bring panto in to the modern era "Buttons" is now called "Velco", you couldn't make this stuff up!!!:smoking:
But I just did!!
We all know festive buffoonery comes as part of the package at this festive time of year (Oh no it doesn't)
Oh yes it sodding well does!!!
The only pantos that will be seen this year, is me in my festive Chrimbo budgie smugglers, just imagine that, once seen forever etched into your mind!!
Vapes, a very good idea!! Abracadabra
However I have some "Amnesia Hash"at the moment and that needs to smoked in a pipe! Ahhhh much better.
Don't be fooled by my faux grumpiness, it's all for ships and giggles! (When t's become p's) Ahh ahh ^.^
But seriously where is Krug, I miss his 555!
BTW I have found the motherload of mistletoe this year and it is at pickable height, shame no one will want to buy it lmao, but next year I will be quids in!

No one will watch this but this is a full English panto!

 

[Mossy]

The only pantos that will be seen this year, is me in my festive Chrimbo budgie smugglers, just imagine that, once seen forever etched into your mind!!

Hmmmmm...budgie smugglers would be a slight improvement on last years get underwear parade....?.........

.........

I Still have the photos..........I keep it on the mantle piece to keep the grandkids off the fire......

Be Proud of your budgie smuggling days........now.....hubbys underwear is almost down to his knees....to keep the tackle from falling out the sides.

Gravity is an Evil thing.......

But seriously where is Krug, I miss his 555!

Tag him.... @krug ...I Doubt he made it out of the UK for sunnier climes this winter.....

BTW I have found the motherload of mistletoe this year and it is at pickable height, shame no one will want to buy it lmao

Aye...there will be no kissing under the mistletoe this year.......TF.........................

 

[Mossy]

@arty zan ...I phoned me mother to tell her I was sending sweet treats in for her for xmas....so not to open them and eat them......
(I Know her.....)

She says oh no...I'm eating them as they come in....I might be deed of corona by xmas........

Soooo......I sent her this coffee.....

...to go with the xmas cake........

 

[Duckster]

Don't know if you saw it when i posted it before @Mossy but this one makes me think of you.

 

[Mossy]

Don't know if you saw it when i posted it before @Mossy but this one makes me think of you.

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Ha ha Cheers @Duckster ... ...I have been MIA so much this year I have Missed Loads......

 

[Jraven]

Cabin fever is our favorite season, lol....bring it on I found some real cheery music see if this doesn't help

Well your kinda right (They're behind you)!
No panto this year, apart from my hammy hackery (Boo Hiss)
Did you know that in order to bring panto in to the modern era "Buttons" is now called "Velco", you couldn't make this stuff up!!!:smoking:
But I just did!!
We all know festive buffoonery comes as part of the package at this festive time of year (Oh no it doesn't)
Oh yes it sodding well does!!!
The only pantos that will be seen this year, is me in my festive Chrimbo budgie smugglers, just imagine that, once seen forever etched into your mind!!
Vapes, a very good idea!! Abracadabra
However I have some "Amnesia Hash"at the moment and that needs to smoked in a pipe! Ahhhh much better.
Don't be fooled by my faux grumpiness, it's all for ships and giggles! (When t's become p's) Ahh ahh ^.^
But seriously where is Krug, I miss his 555!
BTW I have found the motherload of mistletoe this year and it is at pickable height, shame no one will want to buy it lmao, but next year I will be quids in!

No one will watch this but this is a full English panto!

I couldn't translate half of this but I sure got a kick out of trying:smoking: