Time for a festive tune
All the shops are closed down!
Literally shut, no Christmas market & the local shopping mall was completely deserted but still playing Christmas songs.
Only shop in the shopping mall was, Argos and then only for collections, at the entrance of the shop!
About as merry, as a sock full of rusty nails, smacking you in the face repeatedly! Ho Ho Bloody Ho!
I only just managed to get a keyboard at wilko (one of the only shops open in the town center) and the keyboard I bought, is a rattly piece of crap.
I guess it will do for now, until I order another "better one" off the interweb!
The keyboard is so noisy, I reckon the neighbors in the next house can hear it, as I clatter away on it!
I dare you to listen to the end!!! There is nothing soothing to hear here!
Yes you too can listen to a whole hour and a half of clattery insanity!
A.S.M.R more like A.R.S.E!
If people like listening to this then you can buy my keyboard off of me and be as happy as a "sandboy" for many hours on end.
Personally it drives me wild but the box was sealed shut, so I had no idea of what a rattly old bag of bones it is!
Ho hum, at least I can type messages again, the only saving grace that can be said for it!
FYI - "As happy as a sand boy" definition
As happy as a sandboy is an expression which implies
blissful contentment and comes from the days when Publicans in the 17th-19th Century used to spread sand on bar floors to catch
slops, spills, spit and so on. They used little boys ie Sandboys, to spread sand on the floor & sweep up the soiled sand. They were 'paid' in ale, normally the slops, which made them drunk/merry/happy.