Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Nov-Dec '20

[Mossy]

I've decided that seeing as there is just me here this year,

Morning @RustyStarbuck72 .... ..sharing one......

You are never Alone with AFN.....

drinking pints of sherry (I only drink at Xmas so I go large) lol. and telling dirty limericks to the dogs.. They smile politely but they prefer a good joke lo

Poor dogs......

Since I lost me taste buds I lost me Taste for alcohol........I'm looking forward to Dry January....it will be the Only time I have started on time....
Normally I get to February before I pluck up the Courage.......

Buckle up, they only get worse

Groan.....

 

[Mossy]

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My hubby only gives me money so he has back up if he forgets his wallet.....

That's me Handbag...........with a lighter....I'm equipped for all Emergencies....I'm a low maintenance type of girl.....

Hubby has a mobile....I don't...

 

[Duckster]

They'll still have a street value..... ......get them flogged and buy a sack of compost......
You'll get much more enjoyment outta that.....




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Individual...or dinner Plate size....?

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I'll bring a pork joint....you know what stoners with the munchies are like........

Mushy peas.........do you do mushy peas in the US.....?

Oh that's funny but can't see myself peddling pecker pills

A double order of both por favor. Looks so good! Sitting in a puddle of drool again. Reminds me of the food thread. I probably added 15lbs because of that thread.

Me mum-in-law (Pat) was a Brit who married a Yank and relocated to this o the pond after the war. The only time that I have had or even heard of mushy peas in this country was from her. It reminded me of a really thick split pea soup sans the ham. Didn't think much of them but then again, Pat was not known for her cooking skills. But that ol bird could drink most men under the table

 

[Duckster]

I wore me christmas jumper last year...until a kid broke down in tears......

In the middle of the supermarket and a Kid screaming mummy..mummy why is Rudolfs nose pointing at the ground......has he Died......?


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Gravity has its way with us all. Things that used to be perky now just drag in the dirt!

 

[Mossy]

Oh that's funny but can't see myself peddling pecker pills

There was a Viagra smuggling gang broken up here recently....3 were in their 70's and 1 in his 80's....I was Cracked up..... ..bloody pensioners...growing old disgracefully.......more Power to them.....

I probably added 15lbs because of that thread.

You and me both......damn the Munchies.....

Christmas Dinner Live in here this year....make sure everyone has some company........and safe hugs

Pat was not known for her cooking skills. But that ol bird could drink most men under the table

I've never been to the US.....I Deny responsibility............mushy peas...butter ..salt..white pepper....and a touch of vinegar if you are having them with fish and chips.................Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

 

[Mossy]

Gravity has its way with us all. Things that used to be perky now just drag in the dirt!

Hubby is wearing down to the knee underwear now..... ...which is a bugger in a country where we wear shorts most of the year......

Gravity is a Bitch......

 

[Dichoti]

...mushy peas?
That’s one of those “A boot isn’t just to put your foot in” British things, right?

 

[F.N.]

My hubby only gives me money so he has back up if he forgets his wallet.....

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That's me Handbag...........with a lighter....I'm equipped for all Emergencies....I'm a low maintenance type of girl.....

Hubby has a mobile....I don't...

Where is the tobacco from? It looks really leafy and it looks allot different then Canadian tobacco. There is not much difference in currency five is a five everywhere lol

 

[WildBill]

There was a Viagra smuggling gang broken up here recently....3 were in their 70's and 1 in his 80's....I was Cracked up..... ..bloody pensioners...growing old disgracefully.......more Power to them.....




You and me both......damn the Munchies.....

Christmas Dinner Live in here this year....make sure everyone has some company........and safe hugs




I've never been to the US.....I Deny responsibility............mushy peas...butter ..salt..white pepper....and a touch of vinegar if you are having them with fish and chips.................Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

I wuz gonna give you a like, but the damn mushy peas killed it!

 

[Duckster]

My hubby only gives me money so he has back up if he forgets his wallet.....

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That's me Handbag...........with a lighter....I'm equipped for all Emergencies....I'm a low maintenance type of girl.....

Hubby has a mobile....I don't...

Morning/afternoon Mossy. How ya doing today girl?

Me misses carries a huge bag. Gives me a place to put my stuff. Those look like European joints or what we refer to as spliffs. Never could understand why the definition of joint and spliff flipped depending on which side of the pond you are on.