While Brits are hiding chocolate bunnies, making Spring-themed bonnets or enjoying a hot cross bun, countries from around the world are celebrating Easter with their own strange traditions.
Its always a shitshow, but yesterday was one of the more interesting holidays. Let me see, where to start....
My mentally handicapped Uncle, who drinks a case of Monster Energy every single day, took a shit so hard it clogged the toilet. Not your normal run of the mill clog. Mom's boyfriend is a retired plumber. The snake wouldn't unclog it. They had to remove the toilet. He took a shit so hard it stuck to the inside of the porcelain and required replacing the entire toilet. This isn't the first time, either. This is a yearly thing.
Mom invited my sister's inlaws. Wine comes out. My sisters mother in law does this little "should I? Shouldn't I?" dance over the wine. Half an hour later, she's drank an entire bottle of red and is stumbling around the kitchen.
Good morning all and happy Easter! Got the SIP buckets washed and ready for the Wild Thing test of Jean-O. Gonna wet them down today and put them in the tent to warm. Will prob plant them either later today or tomorrow morning. Other than that it'll be a lazy day. Happy Easter all!
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