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No dickery taken….. this is the last chilly day in the forecast…. Will start warming up tomorrow from the looks of it.
I think I’m going to turn the backyard into a big garden, ornamental, veggies etc. Looking forward to the warm weather to get started
It gets worse...So I am acquaintances with a dude who works at a dollar store down the street from my house. I bought some garden seeds back about a month ago there, and he was like "oh, I wanted to grow some tomatoes this year too!"
So I said I got you dude, I'm growing tons of seedlings, I'll pop you a few and bring you a couple seedlings.
I saw he was working today, so I took him 2 seedlings.
I'm walking in the door, and this old boomer fucker sees me and VERY loudly is like "WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? ARE THOSE POT PLANTS?! ARE YOU CARRYING POT PLANTS?!"
So I just lean into it. "Yep, thats me, walking around town carrying pot plants, going into the dollar store with pot plants, yep." Like yeah you blind ass moron, totally not tomatoes.
Then his demeanor changes suddenly and he gets really quiet and says "Oh....do you have any you want to sell?"
I just ignored him. But now I really wish I would have shouted "OH YOU WANT TO BUY SOME OF MY POT PLANTS! THE POT PLANTS IM CARRYING AROUND? YOU WANT TO BUY SOME?"
Damnit, the shit you think of after the fact...
The background dog on the left is missing a face. AI at its best.
Watch them boomer comments there kiddo!So I am acquaintances with a dude who works at a dollar store down the street from my house. I bought some garden seeds back about a month ago there, and he was like "oh, I wanted to grow some tomatoes this year too!"
So I said I got you dude, I'm growing tons of seedlings, I'll pop you a few and bring you a couple seedlings.
I saw he was working today, so I took him 2 seedlings.
I'm walking in the door, and this old boomer fucker sees me and VERY loudly is like "WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? ARE THOSE POT PLANTS?! ARE YOU CARRYING POT PLANTS?!"
So I just lean into it. "Yep, thats me, walking around town carrying pot plants, going into the dollar store with pot plants, yep." Like yeah you blind ass moron, totally not tomatoes.
Then his demeanor changes suddenly and he gets really quiet and says "Oh....do you have any you want to sell?"
I just ignored him. But now I really wish I would have shouted "OH YOU WANT TO BUY SOME OF MY POT PLANTS! THE POT PLANTS IM CARRYING AROUND? YOU WANT TO BUY SOME?"
Damnit, the shit you think of after the fact...