The best was I ordered from this local place, they have great pizzas, but are a bit pricy. Like $20 for a large pizza with 2 toppings.
So me and the wife have a few drinks on a friday afternoon, decide not to cook and we'd order out. Order 3 pizzas, around $60 worth for delivery. Wait around. We're all hungry. Driver shows up, gets out of the car and holds the pizza boxers straight up and down, not sideways. like, crust was north and south, not east to west. I don't realize it until I get them inside, open the boxes and see the mess.
I call them up. I try to be cool but I'm a bit drunk and I'm like hey man, you're delivery driver fucked my pizzas up.
The owner is like "GOD DAAAMNIT!!! AGAIN! SHE DID THAT AGAIN! I TOLD THAT DUMB BITCH! We'll have you new pies out in half an hour."