Whut up Slick?
You might find this amusing.
I was playing GTA Online......duh.......yesterday and there was a player with a screen name of YoungDogFace. I sent him a message, "Are you a slimy Army DogFace BOY?"
"Whut da F?" came over game chat.
Oh sweet! He's on mike!
"Where you at? Roll up muhfuggah!"
Oh YEAH! A rock with lips!
*****Rock With Lips***** A term used by all military recruiters to describe possible recruits that passed the ASVAB test by one point. Usually only used to make monthly quota as a last resort................unless you're the Army recruiter............joke...........but with a lot of truth..........at least at that time.
I knew this was going to be very simple, easy and probably a lot of tears from laughing too hard!
Rocky is talking mad doody! He's young, but no kid. While he's yaking, I call a mugger on him. Mugger got him for $10K and another player collected it by killin' the mugger.
Rocky is lost!
I go to my Russian submarine at the top of the map. I call and get a "Out Of Sight". before I went in. As long as I don't kill people within that area, no one can see me on the map.
My Russian submarine has Guided Missiles!
I get into the launch console and fire a missile. He's all the way at the other end of the map. I have to manually fly the missile there.
I know the map very very well, embarrassingly well. I knew exactly where he was and what he was most likely doing.
I nailed him on the first try! It was actually pretty easy, but time-consuming. Before I sat down at the console, I switched to an outfit with infrared goggles and energized them. He stood out! It was much more difficult to fly and not hit things like high voltage towers.
There's where that embarrassing knowledge comes in to play. I repeat this several times. I get him twice in a moving car.All the time, he's still taking maaaaaaad doody! My mike is muted and I'm busting a gut! I had to actually take a break!
I finally had enough fun. People were dogging him in game chat. My mike has been muted all this time.
Once I could get a word in edgewise, I came in with a heavy Yosemite Sam voice, no idea why I picked that voice. I was high.
"Hey BabyDogFace! Have you learned your lesson?"
"Whut?"
"When a DogFace comes up against a Squid, the DogFace is gonna get the short end of the stick! Ya know. That stick ya like to chase!"
"Awwww man!"
And he left!
