Work is pushing hard for us to come back into the office. Bosses boss has a big ol' boner for having asses in seats.
So I asked "So...what supports making this change? Has productivity gone down? If I'm not mistaken, we were all told productivity had gone up since we started working remote."
Boss - "No....just.....*something*....*something*....synergy."
Me - "But everyone I work with is overseas, theres literally no point in me coming in to talk to the same people in India that I do from home."
Boss - "You also hear people talking, lots of chatter in the office! So you know what others are doing."
Me - "Yeah dude you are REALLY not selling this to me at all."
I apologized later for busting his balls in front of everyone. He clearly feels the same we do, he just has to do what his boss says.