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@arty zan ...never a contact from our feathered friend....?

I was Thinking about him yesterday when I was going through my images.....View attachment 1248300

Absent Friends...:cheersmate:
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Sadly not, no contact from the lovable rascal. I hope he is treating the meerkats well. I hear there is still some of his manky sardines in the staff room fridge! Then there is the manky mackerel more deadly to man that Strontium-90 and could be cure for man's woes in bacterial and viral diseases. As long as you don't mind your nostril hair being chemically burnt off, that is. Those whiffy fish are banned in 80% of countries Worldwide for good reason and is, often likened to the bastard son of Surstromming and mustard gas.


I did ask the chimps if they knew anything or had heard from him but let's face it, they acted like a bunch of chimps! That just the way it goes, I've got no time for monkey business but they do tell a crackin' joke.


So to absent friends, who we hope to see again! !Woi lav ya pal fow how yow am, b'coz yow am, wat yow am! A smilly owld pinguin, ow av bin sorly mizzed. Sow nivver fowget "Woi lav ya pal"!

No subtitles but to this video so.... !mek ov it as ya will"!!
 
Dang!! What did you do to get solo grow like that? Good work!
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Coco 75% Seramis 25% fed dutch Pro nutrients and pandering to it feeding needs, like a crazy man:crying:
You have heard of "high maintenance" people, who demand everything all the time, yup that's a solo cup grow, if you want them to get big!
Thanks for the kind words, I have a new solo grow on the go but is just a seedling right now!
 
Stay Safe @Jraven :pass: ..smoke Lots...:biggrin:




We have one...yet identified...that goes off with a squawk in the night.....:biggrin:...it wakes you up...then you lie awake wondering what disturbed it....:pass:




So much chocolate in...it cannot really dry out.....:pie:....yummmm......:crying:.....

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With a packet of frozen berries jelly..it does a good Black Forest Gateau impression.......:pass:




We Have.....:pass:.......


@arty zan :bighug::bighug::bighug:
I've had an intermittent 6 months....so I never Noticed......:crying:





MMmmm.....local gluten free cake mix....doctored up with raisins..dried peel...ginger/nutmeg/cinnamon to make it taste like a hot cross bun...
Good imitation...and Addictive.....:pie:...




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AFN Pasty ..:pass:..corned beef and onion....local gluten free puff pastry......:chef:

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You want chips with it....?......:eyebrows:...made from tatties......that Cruuunch..........:biggrin:



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:yay: :crisps: Smokey loves chips, cookie monster version of chip monster:haha:

:pass: Nice Mossy you are in Spain already, that is great, cook looks good enough to print eat:pie:


Thats how i feel when the bird wakes me,then i have a vape and drift off or just lie there thinging , usually about the plants lol:funny: more like worrying , atm N toxcity due to mix hot, wrote to Searles, due to huge demand of the product, they had not had time to let it sit

Warm today, great for the girls, harlequins are almost done, so so sweet the smell:bday1:


Ready to plan in AFN the games cant dress up the bloom girls the baby N tox girls maybe or the regveg bubba kush or get a pumpkin and create some deformed looking thing:paleo::blahblah::funny:
 
Stay Safe @Jraven :pass: ..smoke Lots...:biggrin:




We have one...yet identified...that goes off with a squawk in the night.....:biggrin:...it wakes you up...then you lie awake wondering what disturbed it....:pass:




So much chocolate in...it cannot really dry out.....:pie:....yummmm......:crying:.....

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With a packet of frozen berries jelly..it does a good Black Forest Gateau impression.......:pass:




We Have.....:pass:.......


@arty zan :bighug::bighug::bighug:
I've had an intermittent 6 months....so I never Noticed......:crying:





MMmmm.....local gluten free cake mix....doctored up with raisins..dried peel...ginger/nutmeg/cinnamon to make it taste like a hot cross bun...
Good imitation...and Addictive.....:pie:...




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AFN Pasty ..:pass:..corned beef and onion....local gluten free puff pastry......:chef:

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You want chips with it....?......:eyebrows:...made from tatties......that Cruuunch..........:biggrin:



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I was only away 10 weeks in total, I don't do grows in the hottest months, which also gives me time to go hither and thither, without having to get home to water the girls. It's my annual freedom time, I don't trust others to look after my ladies! So yeah I did notice your absence and know you touch of "that, which shall not be named"!
I'm not sure why the dogs need to get used to the time difference surely it is only an hour from BST to CET?
I reckon I missed a piece of the story and hope you are still managing to keep them away from eating your beloved plants!
Gluten free pastry and cakes??? Talk about stepping up your game!
You are also a very bad girl!!! Waving those chips in front of my nose!!
For the most part, I have to put up with "sweet potato fries" as they have a lower glycemic rating than spuds. Although I don't have a intolerance or allergic reaction to them! I do have to avoid them because of the carbs (which turns into sugars) but can have some as I treat and as long as I don't have a plate full, I can get away with it from time to time!

OMG I had to look hard and blow me down, it truly is an AFN pasty! That's awesome!

i'm loving your baking skills, taste like a"Hot Crossed" bun, sign me up!
What's that you say "Care package is on the way"!! LMAO:glutton::funny:
 
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:pighug: Aw.......you know when your Mother said...if you ain't Dead...I'm gonna Kill you.....?....:crying:

If he ever comes back he is in for a Whuppin......:naughtystep:...and a Year on the Naughty Step.....:biggrin:

@hairyman is MIA too.....:nono:..I'm sure I Saw him going down about the same time as me.....:help:...but..he hasn't resurfaced yet....:smoker:
It's a Worry..


ot, no contact from the lovable rascal. I hope he is treating the meerkats well. I hear there is still some of his manky sardines in the staff room fridge!

Aw Jeez...is That what it is.........?...........with @Master_gRoshi having his tummy problems I Thought it was just wind passing over the chit pile.......:gassy:.....damn....I'll get it removed.....

@420Forever ..there is a Mature fish in the staff room fridge it you wan it.......?........:crying:

So to absent friends, who we hope to see again! !Woi lav ya pal fow how yow am, b'coz yow am, wat yow am! A smilly owld pinguin, ow av bin sorly mizzed. Sow nivver fowget "Woi lav ya pal

Amen......:cheers:

Smokey loves chips, cookie monster version of chip monster:haha:

Us too....when I found out my super duper easy method of making them...I asked my son if he still ate chips....he said oh yeah...we buy a packet of oven chips most weeks........:yoinks:...agh.....I Think I still might disown him........:crying:




Thats how i feel when the bird wakes me,then i have a vape and drift off or just lie there thinging ,

Yup...:smoker:

I did notice your absence and know you touch of "that, which shall not be named"!

Sick since March 10th...if I haven't got Long Covid...I'll eat my hat......:pass:...both of us have been buggered up....on repeating cycle...:coffee2:...but hey...Still Breathin....

 
I'm not sure why the dogs need to get used to the time difference surely it is only an hour from BST to CET?

Not the time..the Heat........in summer the Spanish sleep through the heat and enjoy activities during the night....:biggrin:

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See the Smile on his face.....?

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In the summer he lies indoors all day cooling his nuts under the aircon.......:crying:...then wants to Play all night.....

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OMG I had to look hard and blow me down, it truly is an AFN pasty! That's awesome!

:pass: I got a Branding iron for me steaks........:crying:...Hey.......

I Tried to do hubby's butt cheek....but found he could run Fast for an Old Lad........:crying::crying::crying:.

i'm loving your baking skills, taste like a"Hot Crossed" bun, sign me up!

I didn't reaise how much I had Missed hot cross buns until I Tasted it...Divine.......:pie:

With or without a tangy marmalade glaze.......:eyebrows:

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Ruddy Ridiculous.....:crying:..ly AMAZING.......

Gawd.....you have that grow method Down now huh....:pass:..everyone's a Winner.......:kissass:



Zoom grow method Instruction coming to a computer near you shortly........:eyebrows:....only Joking....

That is his personal grow method.....ALL of his plants are the same.....:pass:....................................TWAT........:grump:

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Class @Mañ'O'Green :chef:

Happy Friday everyone.....:friday:...if you are stuck on lock down....COOK.........:chef:....
:smoking::eyebrows::cheers::vibe::greenthumb:

You know me Mossy, I dig, delve and root out info, whenever and wherever I can.
It took a fair few years to lock it down and now it has become second nature.
Thanks for all the kind words and yes I am a TWAT :hump: LMAO
However I am always happy to share what I do, just look at 912Greenskells mighty micro bud bombs. From the man who grew the mightiest plant's most had ever seen, to then ask me how to grow my "small but chunky auto's" was an honor. So I showed him how and he also got amazing result, I don't keep my method a secret.
The method is journalled here at AFN https://www.autoflower.org/threads/...-x-vipar-b2x3-artys-dwarfing-technique.36318/
I think i mention it in most of my grows and I am happy to share.
Basic details
  1. For seedlings, give plenty of light to keep them short and the internodes tight.
  2. I use a mix of 75% coco and 25% seramis (perlite or growstones are also good)
  3. Seeds go in to root riot or Rootit horticultural sponges and the once roots are showing, they into the coco mix in 1 liter long/tall root pots.
  4. I feed Dutch Pro nutes, spray with seaweed spray and add clamag & hesi supervit to the feed.
  5. I now top at 5th internode (you don't have to do this, my earlier grows using this method were left alone).
  6. At sex (first pistils showing) transplant to final pot. no need to be gentle or carefull. The transplant at this stage, relies on "Transplant Shock". This is the time when"Stretch" occurs, the Transplant shocik make the plant, send all its energy into re-establishing the root system. This means the energy that would have gone into stretch, is now diverted to the roots. So now you get tight internodes ( as long as sufficient light is used - 25W-50W per sqr foot (50W is the upper end, you can use too much light).I always use LED but that is just a preference. Here is another thing i do to reduce "Stretch" I keep temp constant 24/7
  7. Using LST get those lateral branches going horizontal for better bud growth and to let the light into the lower bud sites.
  8. Watering nutes is by hand. I like to have a wet/dry cycle as this gets a good amount of air to the roots. I use DTW (Drain To Waste in coco) at around 30% run off.
  9. I generally run the lights 24/7 but I will be using 20/4 in the next run after what would be the stretch phaze, so I can get a better terp profile. Temperature and Stretching - the bigger the "Swing" in temps between lights on and lights off "The bigger the Stretch". Even temps 24/7 during stretching period equals shorter plants. Once Stretch phazes is over use whatever lights cycle you want and no worries if temperature is different during lights on/lights off.
  10. I defoliate often, to allow the light to the bud sites and to allow ample air circulation. the short internodal distance means it can get quite dense! I also take out the lower story as it will only produce larf, this also allows more air in.
I reckon that is most of it, I love to play, so this and that can happen, as and when I see something I want to alter/change.
Hopefully people will find this method that I have developed and shared with you and all at AFN useful, now lets see some bud bombs using "Arty's Dwarfing technique" and then pay it forward:forward: , so other can "know how to" as well!!
I'm getting a lot of people asking on IG how I do it, so I send them to AFN, to view my journal.:headbang:
We are a community and we all can grow together by sharing knowledge and the love of the AFN Vibe!!
:vibe:Keep it hairy, keep it Harry and keep it AFN!
Much love
Arty
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One last thing before I go...... because I am a "Flowery Twat" is watch this video and change the word "Chiquitita" to "Chicken Tikka", you will never hear this song the same ever again! LMAO your welcome!:crying:




Singa new song Chicken Tikka!

BTW how creepy does that snowman look? A seriously dodgy uncle vibe emanates from it! lol:funny:
 
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Not the time..the Heat........in summer the Spanish sleep through the heat and enjoy activities during the night....:biggrin:

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See the Smile on his face.....?

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In the summer he lies indoors all day cooling his nuts under the aircon.......:crying:...then wants to Play all night.....

:crying::crying::crying:
LMAO :crying:sensible chap, no one likes sweaty balls! That is the reason he looks so happy!
 

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