Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

Dyson? What is this the 90s?

I bought my missus a G-tech air ram FOR XMAS! No shit! She was so pleased to get a new vacuum cleaner... Most women would punch you in the face for that eh?

Genuinely said its the present ever! I was sweating as she unwrapped it.

Other presents include a washing line prop for her birthday and an ironing board for Valentine's! They didn't go down quite as well. [emoji38]

One of these things.

Cost a mint.

The motor in the other end had sized. A can of wd40 and half hour in a drill and it was all fixed.

The browny points you accumulated over the year with the supply of weed probably counts for something.

Itisi
it is isn't it?

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

One of these things.

Cost a mint.

The motor in the other end had sized. A can of wd40 and half hour in a drill and it was all fixed.

The browny points you accumulated over the year with the supply of weed probably counts for something.

Itisi
it is isn't it?

Ahhh! I thought you'd have a posh one.. Power tools for mums eh?

Mate, I got more brownie points for the vac.. She REALLY loves it! My mum's the same, when her and missus V get together, it's all they talk about! [emoji23]

 

[Itisi]

Ahhh! I thought you'd have a posh one.. Power tools for mums eh?

Mate, I got more brownie points for the vac.. She REALLY loves it! My mum's the same, when her and missus V get together, it's all they talk about! [emoji23]

Itisher had already ordered the replacement before I fixed it, that's fine back. £450 for a hoover!

Had to get a new washings machine though. Replaced the door interlock, but it's damaged the pcb, it's working but it's a matter of time.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

That's the spirit.. Take it apart and put it back together. I've been making a living from that shit for years.

 

[witchyhour]

That's the spirit.. Take it apart and put it back together. I've been making a living from that shit for years.

Yup, I knew there might be a reason why I miss having a man in the house... [emoji106] [emoji2] [emoji16] [emoji28] [emoji23]

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[Itisi]

That's the spirit.. Take it apart and put it back together. I've been making a living from that shit for years.

They just delivered the new one.

7.30 on a Sunday.

Looks like the lull in my back pain is gonna be temporary.

 

[Itisi]

Yup, I knew there might be a reason why I miss having a man in the house... [emoji106] [emoji2] [emoji16] [emoji28] [emoji23]

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Always the femanist, eh?

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Yup, I knew there might be a reason why I miss having a man in the house... [emoji106] [emoji2] [emoji16] [emoji28] [emoji23]

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Ye I'm still wondering why we keep women around when prostitution is sooooooo much cheaper on the pocket [emoji23]

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[Itisi]

Plumbed in the new washer / dryer.

I was trying to find out what all the symbols on the control panel mean and discovered it's WiFi enabled! Why?

Does it have the ability to troll me about the state of my boxers? Maybe it's got a Facebook page. I don't get it.

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Plumbed in the new washer / dryer.

I was trying to find out what all the symbols on the control panel mean and discovered it's WiFi enabled! Why?

Does it have the ability to troll me about the state of my boxers? Maybe it's got a Facebook page. I don't get it.

That's weird I'm assuming you still have to load the thing so what's the point what next a wifi toilet [emoji23]

de do doe don't de do