Konichiwa Hazy san
You put Wasabi on your Fugu, you are number 1 craaaazy man!!!
You do the Dance of the Enraged Weasel tonight i am thinking.
Me no see any tomatoes on your plants yet, so whassa fuss?
Everybody yakkin blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.
Me say, no tommys, no bottom kisses. So dere! "no"
"I'm Screaming for a White Mistress, just like the ones i used to know" Dirty ol' Bing san.