Live Stoner Chat Current Live Stoners Gossip Sept/oct/nov 2107

[puggle6]

Let's do this!

f6

 

[Duckster]

Morning AFN I am sure that somebody will get a chuckle out of this.


Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

 

[Patauto124]

Shit never thought of that. Haha

Sent from my SM-G950W using Tapatalk

 

[Patauto124]

The beer gives away your location . We don't have Kokanee in Ont. [emoji3]

Whoops

Sent from my SM-G950W using Tapatalk

 

[Gauge Steel]

Hey Stoner's. Hope all is well to My Puerto Rican Brothers and Sisters and their families.

 

[The Elvis]

Hi stoners! smoking one at work.

 

[Gauge Steel]

Hi stoners! smoking one at work.

Nice! What a great Job!

 

[mr plantas]

 

[Duckster]

 

[mr plantas]

Day 4. Amnesia Haze auto, Nirvana

**In 'new journals' section of the forum. Cheers!