Mornin, friends. Looks like I've definitely managed to fracture a rib. Gave some thought to going to the doctor, but about all they are going to be able to do for me that I am not already doing (lots of Advil) is give me opiates. As much as I would like the additional relief they provide, I am not so sure I want to deal with the after-effects to my already screwed up lower GI.