We realised hubbys hearing was fading fast so we bought one of those cheap 10 euro hearing aids..

..worked a treat..second night in he looks aghast...head spinning 'round..what IS that..?
I looked at him and said Rain....

....it comes down torrential 'round here but he never knew how loud it was...
The neighbours from 4 streets away were chipping in for the batteries coz they appreciated our TV volume not shaking their walls anymore...

