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From what I Hear he has a Radio Station interview coming off next...maybe he is Saving you for then.......I Think....

Hahaha, you know what Aunty ... I think that MAY just be it!!

I'm obsessively listening to every one of his interviews and writing all the names he's mentioning in my little book .... Dinafem Mark ....Dinesh... Mr G ..... Hans ...... (our lovely aunty) Mossy ....

I will keep reminding him exactly how many people he mentioned before he got around to poor ole' blue

1069....Budhead
1070 ...

 

[Duckster]

G'day @Mossy & @blue - two of my fav afners. A little something to offend almost everyone and perhaps make you smile.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairy tale and a southern USA fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins 'Once upon a time.' A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

 

[Unique]

Yeah..that is why we Love product Testing..some of the cheaper brands work well..some of the more expensive don't so we like a Personal Recommendation..then we Know it is Honest.

I use white wine vinegar to ph down..cheap and available..same as lemon juice..



Yeah...I can see my son being gutted January when it has to come down....Maaam...how do I get this to work all year....





Ah..I stuck a RP in on this to get word from @Son of Hobbes ..I couldn't see Mephisto authorising a F1 cross with their genetics...


F1 is a straight up rip-off..for @mephisto and Seed Stockers.......would you ever Trust your card details to someone who you knew was a straight up Ripper..
I wouldn't..

Yeah I highly doubt Mephisto would authorize an F1 Cross, am sure if it's being done he didn't get authorization from Mephisto. Need watch out for people who try sell garbage and pollute the gene pool...

 

[Kingflipper]

Hey @Rebel have I kept myself on the nice list to possibly get some badges for Christmas? Lol

 

[blue]

G'day Duckster

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

.... That's just mean!

 

[G.Leave]

Hey guys....just wanted to swing by and say hello...hope everyone is doing well!!

 

[Unique]

G'day @Mossy & @blue - two of my fav afners. A little something to offend almost everyone and perhaps make you smile.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairy tale and a southern USA fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins 'Once upon a time.' A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

 

[Mossy]

Hello stoners, and good morning. I miss you all! I am not around much, but i've been lurking helping a friend grow whose journaling here. Don't want to spoil their fun so im just "growing with the flow". Tag me if you need me ever and I'll reply. Miss you guys, ill grow again someday!

Afternoon @MissUniverse ..we is here when you decide to come Home.

Hahaha, you know what Aunty ... I think that MAY just be it!!

I'm obsessively listening to every one of his interviews and writing all the names he's mentioning in my little book .... Dinafem Mark ....Dinesh... Mr G ..... Hans ...... (our lovely aunty) Mossy ....

I will keep reminding him exactly how many people he mentioned before he got around to poor ole' blue

1069....Budhead
1070 ...

G'day @Mossy & @blue - two of my fav afners. A little something to offend almost everyone and perhaps make you smile.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairy tale and a southern USA fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins 'Once upon a time.' A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Getting in the Spirit...

 

[Kingflipper]

Yeah I highly doubt Mephisto would authorize an F1 Cross, am sure if it's being done he didn't get authorization from Mephisto. Need watch out for people who try sell garbage and pollute the gene pool...

Absolutely right... At least if they do they can put their own name on it and stop being a Dick by using good people's reputAtion to benefit themselves. That's why I wanted to share it on here and get it in front of as many eyes as possible. At least it kept 1 person from being ripped off already

 

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Hey guys....just wanted to swing by and say hello...hope everyone is doing well!!

Skelllly!!