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howdy peeps :pass:well thats monday out of the way.
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I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.


Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses... On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.


Then the priest came in. I said to him: "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."


He replied: "You moron, you're on my side".
"sex,drugs, and rock n roll"
(not necessarily in that order)
but absofuckinglutely
necessary!

thanks fo da tune-up
 
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