WARNING!!! DO NOT DRINK SODA AND READ THE FOLLOWING! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR COKE FLYING OUTA YOUR NOSE!
12:30 am... dozing on the floor (bad back)... on my stomach, felt something land on my ass, kinda a light plop. Reactively I swiped at it....cool, moist, AND WIGGLING! Knocked it across the room, jumped a fuckin mile I did, might have let out a little girly scream... hit the lights on my way back down from the ceiling...what the fuck? A tiny tree frog? Where did he come from? In the house? And why did he jump on my ass? Released him outside... moving to the couch until my back can't take it...
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