New Grower Baby steps and the cultivation of autoflowers

Summertime internal wetting program:

2 mL GDT
1 cL decent gin
2 cL decent vodka
Tonic water
lemon juice to taste
(syrup to taste)

you'll need a shaker, ice and some frozen melon scoops.

Pour GDT, lemon juice, gin and vodka over frozen melon scoops in shaker.
(If you like sweet, this is the time to add your syrup)
Shake like the devil.
Strain over ice with tonic water to taste. I like roughly 1:1

EDIT: Strain over read serve over.
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canna growing at times seems to have collected lots of myths and shrouded in mystery for some :shrug:
Well said!
 
Heh!
You know the realization that you just made an inane feckin tosser of yourself for days? Like. .. So the tincture. Yeah. And the smokes. Yeah. And the drinks too. Anyhoo, When I ground up the weed to decarb afore tincture, I was in the process of "Floyding up a meal." I decarbed and made tincture in that state as well. This was Friday. Saturday, I just wanted to get hammered and stoned while puttering around in the allotment. But I sorta started early, so I was not really paying any attention, or thinking much. The Guys tells me I did either 0.6mL twice or thrice and then had that one Summertime Internal Wetting Program, before I set off for the allotment.
I couldn't make sense of that. I do not have the kind of tolerance, considering the testimonials on GDT, to allow for that. I mean I was baked and well gazebo'd, but I shoulda been literally unconscious. I was both impressed with my tolerance, and sad that I'd bungled up the tincture, because, surely, that must be reality.
Well. I'm a little relieved that my tolerance really isn't all that humongous. But also really pissed at myself. You see. The container I ground my weed into. Was my shaker. Yeah. Slightly tipsy and narrow-eyed, I hand me a shaker and go check on the food, of course the dopey feckin moron is gonna shake that shaker.
I found it like ten minutes ago. In the freezer. 6g's worth of kief, innit? So I went and toked up.
:shrug:

In other news: CupGirl is still alive.
 
So!
In light of present cockups, I was mighty pleased to be offered some ensilage from an organic farmer of some renown to further make an ass of myself in the pursuit of a ride on the dragon. Good news, I hope. I think it might have worked this time. Chickened out on tasting, though, and only did 0.6 mL. I guess that was a solid choice, considering work tomorrow. Pleasant and not too aggressively intense high, rather different from smoking, but very familiar all the while. Nice.

In other news:
CupGirl:
CupGirl6Day18.jpg

CupGirl7Day18.jpg

Now, I'm new to growing, and thus _very_ inexperienced. I have been reading around, though, and I think I have treated her a lot worse than I thought. Look at her, day18! I'm a terrible parent!
And she's got a massive, huge, nasty BROWN spot!
Yeah, I'm a little baffled, but then again, not really.
Have a good one, fellow sentient beans!
 
So!
In light of present cockups, I was mighty pleased to be offered some ensilage from an organic farmer of some renown to further make an ass of myself in the pursuit of a ride on the dragon. Good news, I hope. I think it might have worked this time. Chickened out on tasting, though, and only did 0.6 mL. I guess that was a solid choice, considering work tomorrow. Pleasant and not too aggressively intense high, rather different from smoking, but very familiar all the while. Nice.

In other news:
CupGirl:
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Now, I'm new to growing, and thus _very_ inexperienced. I have been reading around, though, and I think I have treated her a lot worse than I thought. Look at her, day18! I'm a terrible parent!
And she's got a massive, huge, nasty BROWN spot!
Yeah, I'm a little baffled, but then again, not really.
Have a good one, fellow sentient beans!
0.6ml should be good, you'll feel it, put it that way
 
She's 21 days old today, and still:
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She's lanky and skinny and seem to not really go anywhere. But there _is_ some growth, just very very very slowly.
Not a good parent, me. I aint man enuff to be a modder, it seems.
WeekThree2.jpg

So there you have it.
I'm a noob! ;)
 
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