I was going to beat you all to this but the sound of my clumsy arse in the bathroom at 12:30 in the morning trying to find the hair straightener would surely wake the mrs, bringing on a wrath that could only be described as "savage" and "orangutan" in nature. Savagutan. Oranguavage. I don't know man. It's just too high risk for this cat. Quick hands, AJ!

Beware the Savagutan!