Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '25

I was paying for lawn service for my parents for a few years cause, well, I was their kid, they been through enough. But anyhow, wife says I gotta do something, like cut their grass myself, I think she lost her mind, but anyhow, I cant get their dam mower started, so now I guess I'm buying a lawn mower for a couple in their 90's. Jesus christ, I'm on a fixed income.
But youre a good son!
 
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you ever tried to tie somebody elses shoes tho? Any time ive had to tie my kids shoes im all thumbs! 👍 been doing it for years and i still suck haha
Nah, my kids caught on quick for me. But i sure miss them at that age.
 
I wear flip-flops. I don't need to tie shit. You know how much time that saves me daily? times X amount of days wearing footwear? Same reason I don't wear underwear. Operating at like 120% over here!
Hell yeah! Quit bathing or brushing your teeth and youll really start to rack up those time points!!! Washing clothes!? I aint got time for that! I quit eating almost 5yrs ago, i have so much free time now its stupid! Cutting out sleep was the hardest but after the first year you barely feel it anymore.
 
Nah, my kids caught on quick for me. But i sure miss them at that age.
I dont have to anymore, unless my kids lagging and im trying to get out the door faster lol
 
I dont have to anymore, unless my kids lagging and im trying to get out the door faster lol
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Thought we was having an April raffle? I'm feeling lucky. Could be the weed.

I've got everything picked out and pictures taken, just have to upload and post!
 
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