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I'm a bit stoned, so I'm o er analysing shit.
But has anybody else used the sentence "ffs!will you stop licking you mothers snatch!" ? No? Thought not.
Lily (marihuahua)is in season for the first time since the pups. Indi is 7 months , which is late teens if you want a human equivalent, you may have guessed where this is going!
Lily is showing out to ted, our older dog who has no nads. Ted is vaguely interested but he doesn't know why. Indi however, has blue balls as well as blue fur, he doesn't realise it's his mum he's trying to cop off with, thankfully lily does realise he's her son and responds by trying to loudly eat his face. This is hilarious at 3 in the afternoon. At 3 in the morning, when the little blue cunt is howling like a miniture wolf because he wants to shag his mum........ I've changed his name to oedipus!
I do feel a little bad about last night. After 4 sleepless nights, I gave him the blow back from 2 vape bags. We woke rested, he woke up hungry, so no real harm done.
But has anybody else used the sentence "ffs!will you stop licking you mothers snatch!" ? No? Thought not.
Lily (marihuahua)is in season for the first time since the pups. Indi is 7 months , which is late teens if you want a human equivalent, you may have guessed where this is going!
Lily is showing out to ted, our older dog who has no nads. Ted is vaguely interested but he doesn't know why. Indi however, has blue balls as well as blue fur, he doesn't realise it's his mum he's trying to cop off with, thankfully lily does realise he's her son and responds by trying to loudly eat his face. This is hilarious at 3 in the afternoon. At 3 in the morning, when the little blue cunt is howling like a miniture wolf because he wants to shag his mum........ I've changed his name to oedipus!
I do feel a little bad about last night. After 4 sleepless nights, I gave him the blow back from 2 vape bags. We woke rested, he woke up hungry, so no real harm done.
