I was driving with Mrs. Reb down a main country road over in Ohio today doing about 60mph (speed limit 55). No high ride, just driving. When some little bastard shoots my windshield with a BB Gun RIGHT in the middle of my side of view on the windshield!!
So I slam on my breaks, flip a bitch, and start hunting for this fucker. So RIGHT before where it happened there's a driveway going up a hill that's wooded along the roadside.... I get to the top and I see 3 little skanks with one of them airguns that looks like a fucking AR!! They start running to the house when their skanky parents come running out already yelling at ME to get the fuck off their property. So I holler back I'm calling the sheriff because I'M not paying my $500 deductible (State Farm SUCKS) to fix my shit because of what they did! So I back down the driveway. Pull down the road and call the Sheriff. They come and I file a report for my ins company and fuck off back to WV... MAN some people!!! If that was me 20 years ago my parents would have been switchin' my ass til it was red as a beet!!! These parents were defending Little Johnny... Well, I told them they were lucky they were there otherwise their kid would be in the ER with a Air Rifle stuck up his ass sideways!!
