Wile e Peyote
Who, what, why and where
[emoji23] [emoji23] i need to check the trics tonight quite a few were ambering up might just go with good old h2o tonight depending on the trics [emoji106]No feckin updates again. Caught up again. Blueberry is looking sweeeeeeeet. Oh an a few of these for ya too.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard.
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
The Red Cross has just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
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