Indoor Weed Wars EPISODE III "A New Hope" by Vlad the Inhaler

[Vlad The Inhaler]

NOOOOOOOO!

Just went down to check the plants... first thing I did was take the lid off the res. It looked exactly the same as it did when I topped it up on Thursday. Mixed a nice feed, pH’d it, then..

Forgot to turn the Fookin tap back on.

Let’s just say they look even worse than before! [emoji23][emoji23] Nothing falling off them yet tho!

I suspect they’ll do that 20L overnight!

What a bell end. [emoji849]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

NOOOOOOOO!

Just went down to check the plants... first thing I did was take the lid off the res. It looked exactly the same as it did when I topped it up on Thursday. Mixed a nice feed, pH’d it, then..

Forgot to turn the Fookin tap back on.

Let’s just say they look even worse than before! [emoji23][emoji23] Nothing falling off them yet tho!

I suspect they’ll do that 20L overnight!

What a bell end. [emoji849]

Fookin hell dude your determined to kill these feckers ain't ya [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Fookin hell dude your determined to kill these feckers ain't ya [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Looks that way bud! [emoji23][emoji23]

I was hungry and thirsty were you there? [emoji443]

NO I FOOKIN WASN’T! [emoji23]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Looks that way bud! [emoji23][emoji23]

I was hungry and thirsty were you there? [emoji443]

NO I FOOKIN WASN’T! [emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Waira]

The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her mates, walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her.

"8 or 9 at least." I said.

"Out of 10?" she smiled... "Thanks babe, I'm flattered."

Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant pints.

Like the old classic 'does this dress make me look fat?'
'No, your fat makes you look fat'

---- Vlad you slay me! ...damn skippy you didn't say that, lest you want to be consumed--

....ditto for you Ribb'z! Who said honesty is the best policy??

My mate lent me a dvd, said it was the best porno ever made.

I got home, stuck it in the dvd player. I stared at the screen and it was a really dark image of a fat bloke wanking. ......then I realised I hadn't switched the tele on.

!!! ...oh gaaaawd, you scar the minds eye,....!


>>> Vlad mate, fingers crossed on the girls recovery,... ... try hanging a note right by the door on the way out-- " are you sure?? --bell end....!"

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

---- Vlad you slay me! ...damn skippy you didn't say that, lest you want to be consumed--

....ditto for you Ribb'z! Who said honesty is the best policy??




!!! ...oh gaaaawd, you scar the minds eye,....!


>>> Vlad mate, fingers crossed on the girls recovery,... ... try hanging a note right by the door on the way out-- " are you sure?? --bell end....!"

Cheers Waira.. they don’t look too bad, considering what I’ve put ‘em through!

TBH mate I think I need to stick a few packs of post it notes around the place to remind me not to be such a useless prick!

Damn you gin.. [emoji849]

 

[Waira]

...cue the song- Because I got High!.... more notes won't help, you learn to block them out! You need a poster-size unit,...day-glo colors,...

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

...cue the song- Because I got High!.... more notes won't help, you learn to block them out! You need a poster-size unit,...day-glo colors,...

I’ll order a neon sign.

“Check the tap you RETARD” should do the trick.

Now, what colour should I buy? [emoji848]

 

[Waira]

...I think they call it WTF red!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

I’ll order a neon sign.

“Check the tap you RETARD” should do the trick.

Now, what colour should I buy? [emoji848]

Get one in pink ya big girl you can't even blame the weed [emoji23][emoji23]

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