Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

Itisi said:
Class.

First time I went to the dam I ate space cake before getting on the train to schipol to fly home. Worst journey ever. Turned me off edibles for a good 10 years.

Its like anything ingested that way. We've all done the, ' that one was a dud, better take another' thing. I've done it with e and acid, strap in, find a baby sitter and ride it out.
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Hmmm. I once accidentally did a massive line of Ketamine in the local town centre in the middle of the day. I went in the pub lav for a piss and heard a little chop-chop noise.

Stuck my head over the cubicle to see my mate chopping up what I thought was a bit of bag. He didn't tell me so I didn't realise til it hit the back of my throat!

10 minutes later I fell off my chair and got kicked out of the pub onto a busy high street at lunchtime... I couldn't even see.. [emoji15]

Mrs Vlad dragged me to the car in shame! What a mess.. Needless to say, she drove home! [emoji38]

Fookin hate Ketamine! [emoji237][emoji99]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
The cookies tasted pretty harmless TBH U. They ripped our heads off! I think this must be the first time in years me daughter's stayed in on a Saturday night! [emoji1360][emoji23]

Thing is with eating it, it's impossible to regulate dosage and it lasts for fookin hours. No turning back maaan!

Nobody puked, I was right on the edge of whitesville tho! [emoji38]
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It's what puts me off cooking with draw to be honest.

No way of knowing how much you need.

I remember the first and last time I ate it, a Brownie in A'dam. Tasted delicious, so I assumed there wasn't much in it.

So I smoked a fat biff a short time afterwards...


They both seemed to hit me in tandem.
Just so bad. I just wanted it to end.

Felt like I could actually feel the earth gravitational spin, just pinned to the sofa in some coffee shop.
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Oopsie! [emoji31]

We live and learn eh? I couldn't go outside like that, Mrs V was trying to get me to walk the dogs.. I could barely control my own legs let alone a dog too!

I suppose everyone looked like that on the plane back from the dam in those days, just blend in.. [emoji9]
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Bro...


Walking the dog is the GOAT whitey cure, I swear on it.

The colder the better, bit of breeze and head down marching.

I've never puked from a weed induced whitey (rarely sick even when me and the Mrs had food poisoning) but when I've felt really bad,

I get my boots on and away, it's not uncommon for me to be up the woods on a Saturday morning at 02.00am (no dogger) cutting about like a crackhead trying to shake the bad juju
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Hmmm. I once accidentally did a massive line of Ketamine in the local town centre in the middle of the day. I went in the pub lav for a piss and heard a little chop-chop noise.

Stuck my head over the cubicle to see my mate chopping up what I thought was a bit of bag. He didn't tell me so I didn't realise til it hit the back of my throat!

10 minutes later I fell off my chair and got kicked out of the pub onto a busy high street at lunchtime... I couldn't even see.. [emoji15]

Mrs Vlad dragged me to the car in shame! What a mess.. Needless to say, she drove home! [emoji38]

Fookin hate Ketamine! [emoji237][emoji99]
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Lol. I double dropped a couple of pills once, think they were ket, we were in Majorca so fortunately they were used to finding Englishmen asleep in the gutter.

I agree, it's a shit drug.
 
Itisi said:
Lol. I double dropped a couple of pills once, think they were ket, we were in Majorca so fortunately they were used to finding Englishmen asleep in the gutter.

I agree, it's a shit drug.
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Aww mate.. What they used to say was K in pills and doing the pure k in a line are two toooootallly different beasts! Dunno if you've tried the latter but it totally puts you in a different zone. I thought I was a bubble floating down a pipe.. Not good in public! [emoji38]
 
DarkGreen said:
Bro...


Walking the dog is the GOAT whitey cure, I swear on it.

The colder the better, bit of breeze and head down marching.

I've never puked from a weed induced whitey (rarely sick even when me and the Mrs had food poisoning) but when I've felt really bad,

I get my boots on and away, it's not uncommon for me to be up the woods on a Saturday morning at 02.00am (no dogger) cutting about like a crackhead trying to shake the bad juju
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Mate, I barely made it up the stairs!
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Aww mate.. What they used to say was K in pills and doing the pure k in a line are two toooootallly different beasts! Dunno if you've tried the latter but it totally puts you in a different zone. I thought I was a bubble floating down a pipe.. Not good in public! [emoji38]
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Nah. Never tooted it.

Have you tried diviners sage(salvia dilorium), that's a massive trip, but only last 10 mins.
 
Itisi said:
Nah. Never tooted it.

Have you tried diviners sage(salvia dilorium), that's a massive trip, but only last 10 mins.
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Yeah, once at a squat party after being at a rave all night and all morning..

Thru a bong.. [emoji15]

I coughed for longer than 10mins, the buzz was intense tho, on top of everything else. [emoji51]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Yeah, once at a squat party after being at a rave all night and all morning..

Thru a bong.. [emoji15]

I coughed for longer than 10mins, the buzz was intense tho, on top of everything else. [emoji51]
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Bongs the only way.

I got picked up by the music and flung around the room, proper powerful stuff.
 
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