Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

[witchyhour]

a la (allah?)raindeer piss?

Guys, come on... let's not get them mad! We all know they sort of go crazy when they're pissed off... [emoji52] [emoji13]

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[witchyhour]

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Ok, now I REALLY want to snort some of those shrooms! [emoji121] [emoji16]

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[witchyhour]

Fookin day... the dishwasher packed up so I got a 2nd hand one off Facebook, whilst unloading it a 110V transformer slid out the back of my van, straight onto me foot! Fookin ouch man!

Also the boiler stopped working mid Mrs V dying her hair this morning... done the pressure thang and it seems ok now..

Then the Fookin light fitting burned out in my bedroom... ffs..

All sorted now, except my foot which is fast turning purple... s'pose I'd best water the plants (carefully) [emoji38]

OMG! Those things are dangerous! I had a box of laminate flooring open in my hatchback. When I opened it, they started flying out and onto my foot. That was almost a year ago, and this is what it looks like...

It almost chopped my foot off. [emoji53] [emoji22]

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[witchyhour]

I think the problem is the vodka, not the god's lettuce... [emoji52] [emoji13]

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[witchyhour]

Shit! What about women who have orgasms without ringing the doorbell?? [emoji43]

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[witchyhour]

Fuck me. It's like nark anon in 'ere!

What gwan with the boiler?

Right? [emoji106] [emoji13] [emoji28] [emoji23]

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[witchyhour]

It's this year! It's a total WANKER!

My foot's ok tho! [emoji23][emoji23]

So.. pH down in the sink, and fire up the boiler an hour later. Sound like a plan?

Yeah, I'm looking forward to getting out of 2016...

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[Itisi]

The dude from Worcester cleaned all the filters out today and said it's ok to use the shower til the boiler starts gurgling again..

You run a shower off your combi?

You must have good water pressure. I couldn't run a bath if I had a combi.

Itisi
it is isn't it?

 

[bhomb_]

I think the problem is the vodka, not the god's lettuce... [emoji52] [emoji13]

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Lol exactly

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

You run a shower off your combi?

You must have good water pressure. I couldn't run a bath if I had a combi.

Itisi
it is isn't it?

Yeah mate, it's slow to fill the bath but the shower nearly takes yer skin off. [emoji1360]