Dinafem Vlad does Dinafem in the Dungeon.

[Itisi]

Aww... Just to make everyone at home, here's a pic of one of my dawgs...

Meet Boris the Bulldog.

He's a right fat bastard. [emoji200][emoji190]

He's got a proper "what Fucking dungeon! ?" look about him!

 

[captain beefheart]

ooooof trees in the making there vlad,oi look @ the teeth on the daug ffs nearly as bad as yours bach,anyway up the dirt ennit

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Handsome beast you got there!!

Yeah DC! He's not bad looking considering he's THE UGLIEST DOG IN THE UNIVERSE!

He stinks of piss today too... Fook knows what he's been up to in the garden... Maybe getting a golden shower off the cat? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

He's got a proper "what Fucking dungeon! ?" look about him!

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone but Boris knows about the dungeon... He's so stoopid he nearly falls down there every time I open the trapdoor. The fat fooka barely fits down the hole tho.. (He's just big boned really according to Mrs Vlad)

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

ooooof trees in the making there vlad,oi look @ the teeth on the daug ffs nearly as bad as yours bach,anyway up the dirt ennit

Arrrr Beef! The problem with the dog's teeth is that they're miles apart... His jaw is like Jimmy Hill and he's got a nose like Daniella Westbrook!

Fookin useless I reckon!

Gonna check the plants in a mo.. Hopefully they're less deformed!

Cheerz butty. [emoji6]

 

[dcat0921]

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone but Boris knows about the dungeon... He's so stoopid he nearly falls down there every time I open the trapdoor. The fat fooka barely fits down the hole tho.. (He's just big boned really according to Mrs Vlad)

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Tell the Mrs that bones don't jiggle when you walk...lol

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Tell the Mrs that bones don't jiggle when you walk...lol

Haha! I don't think the Mrs has seen him walk TBH... Maybe that's the problem!

 

[captain beefheart]

oh vlad btw...ewe wanna get onto a MOD bach,i see ewe aint got a flashing seed like me see,i heard on the grapevine that only V.I.P get them tho,but i might be wrong on that,so ye flashing seed is what ya need boyo

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

oh vlad btw...ewe wanna get onto a MOD bach,i see ewe aint got a flashing seed like me see,i heard on the grapevine that only V.I.P get them tho,but i might be wrong on that,so ye flashing seed is what ya need boyo

Duw-duw Beef... Flashing seed? I don't even know what that is... I've never seen the actual website in the flesh.. Just tapatalk on me phone! I might log in one day.... Just waiting for the missus to buy me an iPad.. Laptop's still smashed, it's in the garage now! [emoji23][emoji23]

Also, I have no idea who the Mods are on here!

 

[captain beefheart]

aye ewe gotta be V.I.P probably mun....dont worry about it your not missing much bach...but mines posh as fuck tbh