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[video=youtube;2xJbb3GWxsY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJbb3GWxsY[/video]
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texting pranks, quite hilarious. About time prank calls evolved.
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2013/05/the-10-greatest-texting-pranks-ever/
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2013/05/the-10-greatest-texting-pranks-ever/
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The Discworld books, by Terry Pratchett...Here`s a passage from one entitled `SNU
`(reading this at the moment!)..............."But nobody had ever suggested that Vimes should employ a goblin, the simple reason being that they were universally known to be stinking, cannibalistic, vicious, untrustworthy bastards. Of course, `everybody`knew that dwarfs were a chiselling bunch who would swindle you if they could, and trolls were little more than thugs, and the city`s one resident medusa would never look you in the face, and the vampires couldn`t be trusted, however much they smiled, and the werewolves were only vampires who couldn`t fly, when you got right down to it, and the man next door was areal bastard who threw his rubbish over your wall and his wife was no better than she should be. But then again it took all sorts to make a world. It was not as if you were predujiced because, after all, there had been an orc working at the university, but he liked his football, didn`t he just, and you could forgive `anyone` who could score from the centre spot and, well you took as you found...`
`(reading this at the moment!)..............."But nobody had ever suggested that Vimes should employ a goblin, the simple reason being that they were universally known to be stinking, cannibalistic, vicious, untrustworthy bastards. Of course, `everybody`knew that dwarfs were a chiselling bunch who would swindle you if they could, and trolls were little more than thugs, and the city`s one resident medusa would never look you in the face, and the vampires couldn`t be trusted, however much they smiled, and the werewolves were only vampires who couldn`t fly, when you got right down to it, and the man next door was areal bastard who threw his rubbish over your wall and his wife was no better than she should be. But then again it took all sorts to make a world. It was not as if you were predujiced because, after all, there had been an orc working at the university, but he liked his football, didn`t he just, and you could forgive `anyone` who could score from the centre spot and, well you took as you found...`
i dont know why this guys videos entertain me as much as they do but i love them. they get mixed in with more normal /helpful videos in this genre on youtube.
[video=youtube;NVogP22aFJQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVogP22aFJQ&list=UUR4s1DE9J4DHzZYXMltSMAg[/video]
[video=youtube;-t0mkeB9TCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0mkeB9TCA[/video]
same with these
[video=youtube;w6RRxBcw7tQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RRxBcw7tQ[/video]
[video=youtube;Mj1M36kdxH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj1M36kdxH0[/video]
the sheer number of videos they both have is ridiculous.
[video=youtube;NVogP22aFJQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVogP22aFJQ&list=UUR4s1DE9J4DHzZYXMltSMAg[/video]
[video=youtube;-t0mkeB9TCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0mkeB9TCA[/video]
same with these
[video=youtube;w6RRxBcw7tQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RRxBcw7tQ[/video]
[video=youtube;Mj1M36kdxH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj1M36kdxH0[/video]
the sheer number of videos they both have is ridiculous.
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I know why you laugh at the how to videos... Cause their FUNNY AS HELL!don't know if it's the lack or sleep or too much smoking but they amused the hell outta me!
probably the same reason for me i suppose :joint::smoke:
he seems obsessed with ending everything with eggs, or hammers.
The monkey in the tree!
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water.
A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned,
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! How much water did you drink?!"
A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water.
A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned,
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! How much water did you drink?!"
A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.